Fwayne Patch

When you get hit by a condom in the eye and you proceed to cover the affected area with your hand

Wayne got hit with a condom in the eye. "Owwww," said Wayne as he covered his eye.

by ricky rocket April 14, 2005

Briar Patch

A term used for a setting or location where females, usually overly friendly (sluts), go to find someone to sleep with.

Usual places include clubs, bars, and house parties.

"Dude lets go to the briar patch, there's always girls there."

by Sinister_Methods December 19, 2009

very hairy berry patch

Unshaven vagina with crabs.

That girl is so dirty i bet shes got a very hairy berry patch.

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

Prachet

Prachet is the kind of guy to tell the teacher they forgot to check the homework and that he wants to read the book with his class during quarantine. He is also a skinny Indian with a big accent.

Prachet just told the teacher he wanted to annotate live. Screw Prachet!

by Flippity Floppity April 2, 2020

cabbage patch

the act of bending forward over the toilet bowl to successfully take a leak with morning wood.

Byron: Pissing in the mornings can be such a pain in the dick.
Edward: Dude, we've all done the cabbage patch before.

by BryaSaurus June 15, 2011

Patchouli

Patchouli is a foul smelling stench with strong overtones of mold and mildew. It has become popular with young, and sometimes successful, bohemian types. They often wear it to mask their success and to feel more grounded, as they smoke their American spirits and drink PBR. These days there's nothing cooler than smelling like you live in your parents moldy basement.

Why does it smell like a moldy dead guy in here?

Oh, that's just Nikky, she's wearing patchouli again.

by Barry Buckhorn October 15, 2014

patchouli smoker

someone whose is freeded from societal obligations, like getting a job or taking a shower.

B is such a patchouli smoker that he acctually voted for Kerry.

by ThaDudesBro August 16, 2006