The Pope

He is the master of molesters. No drunk uncle can ever rack up rape numbers as much as he can.

"The Pope did anal with me last night, he told me if I suck real good, God would splatter me with his love"

by Fortnite=Holocaust November 26, 2019

The Pope

When your homosexual tendencies make you taste and slap your own face with semen

I heard he gives himself the pope slaps his face with his own semen”

by Irishguy November 05, 2021

Pope of Simps

Someone who is a fool and forgetful

Uggh there goes the Pope of Simps again

by Pope2 May 03, 2022

towing the pope

Reaching around and Jerking off from behind solo while wearing a pope hat and holding a crucifix.

I like to towing the pope in the shower so it feels like I’m in the pope mobile behind the bullet proof glass.

by Pope Bend-a-dick December 02, 2017

To Pope

verb, the action or behaviour used to establish an emotional connection with a minor, and sometimes the child's family, to lower the child's inhibitions with the objective of sexual abuse.

Did you hear about the new guy down the street? He's a poper apparently: he tried to pope Sandra's kids.

by HieriSSebas05 May 13, 2024

Pulling in the pope

Pausing mid-stride and using muscle power to retract a stool further into one's rectum.

"Why'd you stop?
Just pulling in the pope."

by The President of Icecream July 03, 2011

anger the Pope

verb: (to) rebel against authority, whether its against the government, your parents (if you are a minor and living at your parents) or against your boss/supervisor at work or other people who have some kind of authority over you.

mother: Daniel, go do your homework instead of playing Minecraft, like watching porn, and bumble-stumbling at either Anna's house or the mall. I as your mother, by default, take away your privilege of being able to anger the Pope. Got that?

by Sexydimma June 29, 2012