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that’s one hairy pooflapoomba
by streamycow855 February 18, 2021
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Poontang

A natural scent in accordance with a woman’s pH balance that both excites human beings and turns them off at the same time.

Even animals have a voracious appetite for human poontang. Human females must take extra caution around randy unfixed male canines if the vagina is particularly exposed.

Poontang “pheromones” are known to excite human males to a state of frenzied sexual arousal, this despite women who otherwise have a foul smelling vagina. The craving for human poontang is so strong; human males often find themselves gorging on a woman’s vagina for several minutes. Human female ejaculation directly affects the volume and consistency of Poontang greatly enhancing the experience of the person tasting it.

Poontang is considered an “acquired taste” that seems to get more desirable over time. Poontang is often enjoyed more in the 5th, 6th, and even 7th decades of life.

Poontang is sometimes referred to as “poon” for short. Some feel that poontang has a slightly “twangy” taste as opposed to a “tangy” taste.
Man, I’ll tell you what, last night I was seriously in the mood for poontang. My wife’s pussy tasted like a chocolate eclair! She came all over my face and I licked every last drop from her big hairy pussy. That shit was delicious!!
by Malcom Hex March 30, 2021
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PoonTangHowie

That one friend who’s 1% Mexican and loves to fight street cones.
Oh boy here PoonTangHowie goes again... better watch out.
by QuaaludeKing June 5, 2021
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Poofter

A Turd Burglar ,a Cunt Arse, a Shirt Lifter , a Price Jockey , a Bum Boy , a Jimmy Clement , a Buggy Boy , a homosexual male .
Do not use your arse for a cunt you poofter !
by MonsDeepPassionateKiss June 23, 2021
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poofter trap

A poofter trap is when you and your friend suspect a person is gay so your friend bends over in eyesight of said gay to find out if he has a look.
Did you see that guy? He fell for the poofter trap and looked at your butt
by Pieandsauce July 5, 2021
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pooflavored

The most godly tiktoker we there ever was
That mf pooflavored is the best tiktoker there ever was.
by pooflavored October 20, 2021
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Poontachet

Hey Rob did you smell Amy’s Poontachet today? I almost passed out when I walked past her!
by Motorboat69 October 5, 2021
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