Poochie Twat

An individual who appears to or does own a small dog. Specifically a ratty little thing that needs some form of coat in the winter; and by kicking standards, you could easily clear your garden hedge if it pissed you off.

Ryan: Sandy, you are such a poochie twat.
Sandy: what's a poochie twat?
Ryan: means you like like you own a small dog. Dick.

anon: I'm going to kick you in the balls you poochie twat

by sandy Bashman October 7, 2011

Poocumber

A long fat green turd. Usually found after a heavy night on herbal spirits (jagger bombs, etc.)

Ah mate…that was a heavy night on the bombs…I think I just did a poocumber!

by H3FTI January 8, 2013

Poochie

A total fuck tard.... a wanna be gangster

"LOL look at that guy hes a total poochie"

by Sean&JeriHayes April 23, 2013

poochinko

A Russian dog, usually one kept as a pet.

His poochinko sure doesn't like that yellow lab.

by loiseaujoli June 1, 2013

Poochy Poker

One who wakes a sleeping canine by means of poking. Usually it is done because the canine looks too adorable sleeping, or it is done for the short-lived face the canine makes upon waking up.

Mom: Why is the dog sleeping under my bed?

Me: Probably because I was being a Poochy Poker.

by Master Comander January 29, 2014

Pooched

To steal or repeat someone else's jokes ; to always tell "Good Stories" (that actually aren't good)

"Yo you just pooched me for stealing my joke"
"Your technically pooching me for stealing my joke of the word pooch"

by Dingers15 April 28, 2015

Pooch

When an individual takes the ball off another on the first bounce

Blake just pooched charlie

by Dr Ernest Mudbone October 15, 2015