to see something that has a free sign on it on the side of the road and drag it all the way back to your house
you see a free couch of the side of the road and you drag it back to your house:::that is ping pong tableing
"oh man i just ping pong tabled a desk a mile across town to my house"
"oh man i just ping pong tabled a desk a mile across town to my house"
by ilikecheezandpie June 30, 2009

Eric: Faresh, why are you always messin’ with your junk while we’re talking?
Faresh: haha we call this Iranian ping pong back home
Faresh: haha we call this Iranian ping pong back home
by anonymous March 8, 2025

A funny word for table tennis because it sounds like the sound a table tennis ball makes when it hits the table.
A game mostly played by people who are looking for a sport you don’t have to move for (because they hate moving but like to make people think they don’t play games all day long).
A game mostly played by people who are looking for a sport you don’t have to move for (because they hate moving but like to make people think they don’t play games all day long).
Guy 1: Hey let’s play ping pong!
Guy 2: Hahah alright but why?
Guy 1: Because I hate sports but I want people to think that I have hobbies!
Guy 2: Hahah alright!
Guy 2: Hahah alright but why?
Guy 1: Because I hate sports but I want people to think that I have hobbies!
Guy 2: Hahah alright!
by spaghettilover69 May 8, 2018

- Hey, do you play Sans Pong?
- Yeah i do its a really cool game!
- I love to play it hours on end!!!
- Me Too!!!
- Yeah i do its a really cool game!
- I love to play it hours on end!!!
- Me Too!!!
by Gemmyyy February 13, 2021

by latrelljennings January 4, 2023

A contraption used by the lesbian community to crack the buhhh of their companions. Essentially a dihh
by Apaul67 August 11, 2025

Woman: sniffs the air, detecting a foul odour: "EEEEEWWWWW! What's that stench?"
Her husband: "Sorry, babe. Hard day at work. It feels like I got a little ball cheese happening. I need to take a shower and go wash Ping and Pong"
Her husband: "Sorry, babe. Hard day at work. It feels like I got a little ball cheese happening. I need to take a shower and go wash Ping and Pong"
by chrisssy226 April 27, 2024
