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poofter ping pong

"What are you watching?"

"AFL"
"Oh poofter ping pong ya mean?"
by messie October 24, 2020
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90 second ping pong

A brief, exhilarating (albeit not always mutually completely fulfilling) style of sex. A nice, impromptu way to mix things up on the kitchen counter. See also: Kitchen Aid Standmixer

Antonym: tantric sex
To Girlfriends: “Two weeks ago He got home after a long work trip, took me, and wham-bam, 90 second ping pong. I mean, I didn’t get off in the moment, but I can’t stop thinking about it. I think I kind of secretly love it”
by EarlOfEmoji April 6, 2023
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Ping Pong Peng

To describe a good looking person
by bethanfern June 25, 2019
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Ping pong puppy

The type of unattractive girl that will drop her knickers at the first sign of male attention and then will run round after them like an excited puppy. Only to run after another guy as soon as they think they can get an advantage from it. Only to go back to the original guy if the second one doesn’t pan out for them.

The cycle then repeats ad infinitam.
“I see Shelley isn’t sniffing around the new manager anymore”
“No, she still think’s Kieran is gonna leave his wife”
“She’s such a ping pong puppy”
by Interested observer October 31, 2023
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face ping pong

sending pictures of your face back and forth on snapchat without having a conversation.
"cba to reply to all these snapchats, they're all just face ping pong"

"She's always on her phone, face ping ponging people"
by memeslut69 March 27, 2017
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ultimate extreme ping pong

Ultimate extreme ping pong is a game played with a ping pong ball and a badminton racket

The object of the game is to smack the other person with the ball as hard as possible....

Once hit - you have been ponged!
Dude - You've been ponged....

Wanna play ultimate extreme ping pong? I'll pong you!
by T Dawgg May 28, 2008
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ping-pong bolling

where a very drunk or high person moves in a zig zag pattern when walking
man that chick is ping-pong bolling all over the sidewalk.
by purple vapor April 3, 2009
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