Pong

Pong is a sexual activity where you and your male partner get into a scissor position and bash your knackers together over and over again until they're purple and mangled or until you vomit.

We should Pong , bro.

by Lanky Knob May 18, 2016

ping pong thoughts

When your stream of consciousness jumps to contrasting topics in quick succession

Man, the ping pong thoughts are real after forgetting to take my Vyvanse today

by SlyAsesino May 29, 2022

King Pong

A term used to describe someone who will go somewhere, just to boosts about themselves.

"That guy just came in here to talk about how awesome he is, what a King Pong"

by Not Lysol December 26, 2008

Ping Pong Foreplay

When 2 guys are kissing on the same girl but trying to pass the girl off to the other. Neither want to fuck her.

I watched these guys play ping pong foreplay all night with a drink bitch neither was interested in fucking

by Marsha69 February 10, 2020

Pong

Pong mean Dick in Khmer.

Pong is a very bad Cambodian boy, He used to look at girl underwear with his friend, Rattanak, and his girlfriend used to be a nun.

Pong toch mean small dick

by Phearun1 October 29, 2019

Ping pong

A funny word for table tennis because it sounds like the sound a table tennis ball makes when it hits the table.

A game mostly played by people who are looking for a sport you don’t have to move for (because they hate moving but like to make people think they don’t play games all day long).

Guy 1: Hey let’s play ping pong!

Guy 2: Hahah alright but why?
Guy 1: Because I hate sports but I want people to think that I have hobbies!
Guy 2: Hahah alright!

by spaghettilover69 May 8, 2018

iranian ping pong

When a man has both hands in his pants pockets and plays with his balls while standing around

Eric: Faresh, why are you always messin’ with your junk while we’re talking?

Faresh: haha we call this Iranian ping pong back home

by anonymous March 8, 2025