poke and run

When you add someone as a friend on Facebook and they accept your friend request, you poke them just once then delete them as a friend. Good way to get revenge.

Adam: Dude, Grace is really getting on my nerves.
Mike: Then give her a good ol' Poke and Run.

by neergyad May 7, 2009

Patch Poke

the act of approaching a person with an eye patch over their eye, then you quickly and viciously rip off their eye patch revealing that there is not an eye in his/her eye socket, so you force him/her to his knees and thrust your male genitalia in and out of the empty eye socket

i just patch poked your mom til she was retarded

by Pat Mecrotch March 12, 2004

poking squid

Slang term for female to give manual pleasure to herself during well-lubricated state.

I came home early from work to find my wife poking squid in the kitchen.

by Nathan Phillips September 18, 2008

Stroke and Poke

Sex. Basically defines itself. Stroke is hand action. Poke is poking her with your dick.

Gonna have a bit of Stroke and Poke with that girl.

by bananamilkshakefiend October 30, 2009

Paradox Poke

To no-life a lego game while complaining that a body shot no longer instant kill even though he uses an attachment that tells you where to aim to get a headshot.

Also can’t take a joke as he called out moderators for banning him even though they did it as a joke.

Paradox Poke is such an idiot! He complains about the bodyshot nerf even though he’s using BT!

by Tacti_cal October 25, 2017

poke needles

quick way of saying "doing needle drugs"

usually heroin

"lets go smoke weed and poke needles"

by cyberphunkisms October 17, 2006

Poke war

A naughty spin on the Facebook term for poke wars, a poke war is playful taunting between two gay male partners by lightly touching one another with their penises. Synonyms: Jousting.

This poke war is going to drive me crazy! Let's just do it already!

by i_haz_problemz January 2, 2012