Poison

the most beautiful person ever. aka me

person 1: marry me poison ur beautiful

person 2: no they're mine!

by poisonnnnnn November 23, 2021

poison dragon

A sex act involving a prostitute sticking their tongue up a man's butt; analingus.

Tim: I saw an ad for a hooked under my door. I called the number, and they sent a hooker to my hotel to give me a poison dragon.

by redroadpunk May 31, 2023

poisoned wine

Somebody who seems so great at first, but then the truth comes out that they are nothing but bad for you

Person 1: "I think I am going to ask that girl out over there..."
Person 2: "Don't do it, she's nothing but poisoned wine."

by 23dmdn January 20, 2023

thickening poison oak

STD that gets its name by the look of the rash, it also thickens your vains

Bob hadn’t checked his balls for a week and found thickening poison oak

by Hee hee45 January 27, 2023

Poison

Pick your poison my friend or the poison will pick you

In the context of the provided quote, it suggests a poison situation where a person must make a difficult choice, and if they don't, an unpleasant outcome will be imposed on them.

by Spock* April 11, 2025

Poison Cake

The product of defecation immediately after receiving anal sex during which semen is ejaculated in to the rectum.

Where are Ted and Bob?
They are in Teds room eating a poison cake.

by fraggerdude May 13, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 17, 2025