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poker face

While trying to put it in her mouth, you poke her face on the cheek, forehead, or under the left eye.
Fundo tried to put it in her mouth, but he kept on missing the hole. She had the poker face.
by auth00r June 20, 2006
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persian poker player

Figure of speech referring to a cheater of some sort. Said cheater needs not be of Persian ancestry of a poker player.
Honey, you slept with my best friend? you are SUCH a Persian poker player!
by White Bread January 8, 2006
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Poker

sounds like poke her, which would be fun, but turns out theres cards involved and you can lose money.
I wanted to poke her in the ass but she wanted poker and won more money off me then i would have paid to just poke her.
by William S. Stephens June 11, 2006
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polerod

a promiscuous female between the ages of 14 - 20 also refered as to horod
Man I was hanging out with that polerod and things got crazy!! ahha ahha!!
by eric boothman August 26, 2005
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Nerd Poker

When people get together play Texas Hold'Em poker and the first few people out of the game play video games while waiting for the next one to start.
You: Hey you want to get together with the boys this weekend for some Nerd Poker?

Me: Hell yes I do!!
by Copperz October 16, 2008
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Pomeranian Butt Noose

A four step process of entertainment in which:

1. One finds oneself with (or intentially induces) anal prolapse (also known as the pink sock).
2. One uses the protruding intestine to choke out a Pomeranian dog.
3. One grabs the unconscious Pomeranian by the hind legs and proceeds to swing it around, hitting it against anything and anyone.
4. One throws away the bloody pulp of a dog once it resembles the pink sock, preferably in public.
"I don't know if it was those biscuits I ate, or the Pomeranian Butt Noose... but I'm not feelin' so good."

"'When you see a Pomeranian, don't you just want to choke it out with your inverted intestine and beat the unconscious body into a pulp?'

'Obviously, dude... What did you think we were doing at the dog parks every Saturday?'"
by oooooKay Cizzzzzle October 28, 2010
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Poker

(originated in Chicago)
booty on a female that "pokes out" of her pants
damn fo' you see lil mama!?...That bitch had a muh fuckin POKER!
by JuanDiazBF May 12, 2010
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