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Weinstein a potted plant

Masturbating in an inappropriate manner, usually without the consent of another person in the room.
Matt Lauer was fired likely because he bragged about how he Weinstein a potted plant with his female assistant nearby.
by Chazz de Plume December 1, 2017
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Planting a Fern

Getting your hands filthy and shit under your finger nails. Good for the skin, bad for the back.
I love planting a fern with akesl in the lay-bys ❤️
by the chav patter May 6, 2024
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Rubber Plant IQ

Someone with the wit of a rubber plant, thus as smart as an inanimate object.
Person 1: You've got rubber plant IQ.
Person 2: *licks a doorknob*
by Izn't No More November 28, 2022
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Plants Vs Zombies heroes

Person 1: Hey i play Plants vs zombies heroes
Person 2: Fuck you
by Monebt bruh November 28, 2021
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PLANT

Samuel can't stop texting I hate that plant.
by cryoment November 4, 2017
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plant boss

plant-tastic, shelf-stable and unbelievably delish meatless crumbles, approachable for all diets. made from organic peas and spices.
that stuffed acorn squash with plant boss we had at thanksgiving dinner was sooooooooooo delicious - how was that not meat, sheesh!

just ordered some plant boss meatless crumbles on coopmarket.com, let's get planty!
by EatPlantBoss November 23, 2021
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pencil plants

it is plants that are made by pencils
i have seen three pencil plants
by anonymous May 30, 2022
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