Weinstein a potted plant

Masturbating in an inappropriate manner, usually without the consent of another person in the room.

Matt Lauer was fired likely because he bragged about how he Weinstein a potted plant with his female assistant nearby.

by Chazz de Plume December 1, 2017

Planting a Fern

Getting your hands filthy and shit under your finger nails. Good for the skin, bad for the back.

I love planting a fern with akesl in the lay-bys ❤️

by the chav patter May 6, 2024

Rubber Plant IQ

Someone with the wit of a rubber plant, thus as smart as an inanimate object.

Person 1: You've got rubber plant IQ.
Person 2: *licks a doorknob*

by Izn't No More November 28, 2022

Plants Vs Zombies heroes

The one gay game that niggers play

Person 1: Hey i play Plants vs zombies heroes
Person 2: Fuck you

by Monebt bruh November 28, 2021

PLANT

Someone the needs constant attention.

Samuel can't stop texting I hate that plant.

by cryoment November 4, 2017

plant boss

plant-tastic, shelf-stable and unbelievably delish meatless crumbles, approachable for all diets. made from organic peas and spices.

that stuffed acorn squash with plant boss we had at thanksgiving dinner was sooooooooooo delicious - how was that not meat, sheesh!

just ordered some plant boss meatless crumbles on coopmarket.com, let's get planty!

by EatPlantBoss November 23, 2021

pencil plants

it is plants that are made by pencils

i have seen three pencil plants

by anonymous May 30, 2022