mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

famous quote to one of Billy Graham's famous sermons, "What you do if dem fuckin bitches dont pay up."

college professor: "Carl Erbetson, what is your favorite quote by Bill Graham?"

Carl(student): "Well its gotta be 'mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick'"

college professer: "Splendid. That is mine, too."

by Joey Jordison April 9, 2007

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

best ping

@everyone

best ping

by coool boy September 6, 2020

Ping dog millionaire

The art of pining off your tits one illicit substances but feeling some million dollars

Yo bro I'm ping dog millionaire!

by Bill Wilkins March 27, 2025

Ping Loa

An Asian appearing person who is tiny and sexual perverted towards all. They will take advantage

I ran home with them ass cheeks clenched this city is full of ping Loa’s.

by WeDidntSayThatPod April 5, 2025

Ping Sling

The act of putting a pinga (ecstasy pill) under ones foreskin and keeping it there until it disolves thus giving said person the full effect of pinga enlightenment.

"I could'nt swallow the Blue Versace brah, it was too big, so I just ping slinged it."

by DjDyss August 14, 2016

pinge

Likes to wear semi-bisexual shirts and laugh really loud and try and make us do work during study hall.

pinge is the shiznit

by generikal.com May 1, 2003