A penalty incurred by especially naughty pricks, the penalury is appropriately humiliating. Offender is instructed to dump healthy sized excrement into a toilet, then pony up to the porcelain bowl on their knees, soup spoon in hand, and cheerfully savor all of it while their mommy or daddy watches. Afterward the bowl should be completely clean without flushing.
The alternative for those especially contemptuous pricks who troll their own fake wanking is two scoops of this excrement on an ice cream cone, top it with fresh semen frosting and a dip into pube trimmings, then lick it equally cheerfully while humming Mary Had A Little Lamb.
The alternative for those especially contemptuous pricks who troll their own fake wanking is two scoops of this excrement on an ice cream cone, top it with fresh semen frosting and a dip into pube trimmings, then lick it equally cheerfully while humming Mary Had A Little Lamb.
“Alec wanted to try penalury just like his friends did. He went to the toilet, dumped a poo, grabbed a spoon and gobbled it with excitement”
“Being a prick wasn’t enough, Alex had to pretend he yanked his ding dong and gloat about it. His penalty escalated to an embarrassing penalury with all the toppings.”
“Being a prick wasn’t enough, Alex had to pretend he yanked his ding dong and gloat about it. His penalty escalated to an embarrassing penalury with all the toppings.”
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Pisstiano Penaldo is a ghost from liechtenstein who sells perfume and underwear. Penaldo is also known to lash out at small teams just like Pessi
1:"hey did you see the hattrick Penaldo scored Yesterday"
2:"you mean hattrick of penalties?"
1:"yes he scored 3 penalties and 1 tap in"
2:"Penaldo is pinished"
3:"hey don't talk about my pidol like that!!!!"
1:"SHUT UP"
2:"SHUT UP"
2:"you mean hattrick of penalties?"
1:"yes he scored 3 penalties and 1 tap in"
2:"Penaldo is pinished"
3:"hey don't talk about my pidol like that!!!!"
1:"SHUT UP"
2:"SHUT UP"
by Pessidoggyispinished July 13, 2024
Get the Penaldo mug.A penală is a stress-relief instrument, best for immediate decompression after a very good or a very fucked-up flight. It is usually lighted up in groups of penală users, down at the no hat no salute area, where the Puma kisses the Hawk in a badly photoshoped promo picture. Bad for the lungs but good for the mind, the penală untightens the users’s tongue and increases his chances of active participation during an intense debriefing. The prerequisite for the correct supply and usage of the penală is the toolkit, which is mandatory in the fabrication process of the dopamine-enhancing drug.
A: How was your in-flight evaluation with the Captain? Did all go according to what was planned?
B: Man, it went horrible. I couldn’t land within the HLS, then i didn’t know how to make a Store point, i’ve killed a stork with my rotor blade and in the end my helmet display fell off and entered into the rudder pedal compartment and we had to do an emergency landing in a LIDL parking lot. My captain was so pissed about it that from now on, i will no longer participate in any mission except the ones with the guys from B53, where i will act as a tree and the helicopters will laser range-find me.
A: Yeah man, i know how that feels. Here, roll yourself a penală, you really need one.
B: Man, it went horrible. I couldn’t land within the HLS, then i didn’t know how to make a Store point, i’ve killed a stork with my rotor blade and in the end my helmet display fell off and entered into the rudder pedal compartment and we had to do an emergency landing in a LIDL parking lot. My captain was so pissed about it that from now on, i will no longer participate in any mission except the ones with the guys from B53, where i will act as a tree and the helicopters will laser range-find me.
A: Yeah man, i know how that feels. Here, roll yourself a penală, you really need one.
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Get the penală mug.You absolute fucking menace, do you know who i am? I am the spelling GOD, this makes me very angy, and this spelling of pineapple.. you absoulute fucking disgrace.
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