Sister: can I borrow that pencil of urs
Brother: get in my mom
Sister: INTO THE UNKNOWN
*hard stick moves*
Brother: get in my mom
Sister: INTO THE UNKNOWN
*hard stick moves*
by hi chloe June 24, 2022
Get the Pencilmug. by Marshal Caspian October 18, 2022
Get the brazilian pencilmug. The act administering a handjob (preferably a reach around) after inserting a tampon saturated in alcohol into the rectum of the subject.
Bruce said there was no way I could make him climax, so I hit him with some polish pencil cricket and ended the debate.
by Smegladon December 18, 2023
Get the Polish Pencil Cricketmug. by Canadian Keyboard October 22, 2019
Get the Pencilmug. The act of licking a pencil than putting the pencil through each one of your toes individually and having a koala sniffing the eraser
by Grape_Juice_in_my_Booty December 23, 2020
Get the Foot Pencilmug. A type of machine that you can use to sharpen a pencil down to a tiny stub and throw at anyone within a 5 feet radius.
by BananaCat0811 September 22, 2020
Get the Pencil Sharpenermug. This here is the phrase Satan said when God and all his angels tried to stop him. this is the phrase that echoes through hell over the screams of all villains. This is the phrase that had the dinosaurs go extinct. This here, this very phrase, is the reason people cannot hear such high frequencies.
At one point in everybody's life, someone will experience the "pens pencils down". It is just like chickenpox, and whether or not you get it when your in a grade 8 math class with a teacher who's one goal is the cause you pain, you will get it at some point. Beware of this, because this in itself is a rite of passage. This in itself will cause you nightmares and pain beyond understanding. This is hell.
This phrase will catch you completely by surprise, in a time where you think there will be no need for quiet. However, as I have learned, there always is a lead. Be careful my good friends, and expect the unexpected because if you are not ready like I was, you will know the pain and suffering I went through.
At one point in everybody's life, someone will experience the "pens pencils down". It is just like chickenpox, and whether or not you get it when your in a grade 8 math class with a teacher who's one goal is the cause you pain, you will get it at some point. Beware of this, because this in itself is a rite of passage. This in itself will cause you nightmares and pain beyond understanding. This is hell.
This phrase will catch you completely by surprise, in a time where you think there will be no need for quiet. However, as I have learned, there always is a lead. Be careful my good friends, and expect the unexpected because if you are not ready like I was, you will know the pain and suffering I went through.
Class: *chatting normally while the teacher does her thing*
//suddenly//
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: PENS PENCILS DOWN
Class: *crying in pain*
Stalin: *stands up unsteadily*...
No you, miss.
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: *dies*
//suddenly//
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: PENS PENCILS DOWN
Class: *crying in pain*
Stalin: *stands up unsteadily*...
No you, miss.
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: *dies*
by anonymous May 23, 2018
Get the Pens Pencils Downmug.