Post-Pandemic Depression

The depression that sets in after the "pandemic" is over and there are a million assholes everywhere again.

God, I miss the "pandemic". I have post-pandemic depression. I don't know if I can go back to a world filled with assholes everywhere. Make it stop!

by anonymous September 6, 2023

A Pandell

A guy that has it completely made & enjoys drinking miller lights in his wife’s salt water pool.

A super nice guy that instantly turns into a jerk when his daughters call him at work! Yelling under his breath on the phone

A manly man that enjoys fishing and sports but turns into a complete wimp when he has a tricky customer that wants more money off the car

You got it made like a Pandell

by Topgun11 July 5, 2024

Pre-Pandemic

Nonono bitch.

Hym "It's going down to pre-pandemic levels. It increased during the pandemic. And now it's going back to regular amounts of rape. You aren't doing shit. This isn't intended to do anything about rape. It isn't intended to do anything about child murder. It's intended to immiserate ME and steal my ideas without paying me because THE SECOND you have to credit and pay me for creating AI YOU HAVE TO STOP PRETENDING YOU ARE BETTER THEN ME. Which is what you are doing. Which you are not. You never were. You never could have been. That's what this has alway beeen about. About making me sit here, in pain, while I'm berated by retards, to try and punish me for talking about your kids. Lying Christians and Jews decided to lie (because they always lie and do nothing BUT lie) and tried to make a point about their bullshit religion by stealing and/or allowing other people to steal from me because this is what they do. And then when I inevitably stab one, you are going to sit there and pretend you didn't actively torture me into doing it. So, no. Fuck you. You tell the truth. You come here. You bring whatever you need to bring to prove to the mass that I am correct because I KNOW I AM. And you bring me my money so I can retire."

by Hym Iam June 5, 2025

The Good Pandemic

how can this happen well let me explain and don't get mad brace your self. let's see you watch a lot of good tv shows and you hate the off time in between seasons and years and you decide to wait until it's all done so you can watch it all back to back in a day or so . right? let's say everyone start doing that because they love you for it and all these good shows get cancel because they don't have good ratings or whatever keeps it going because you waiting for all the shows to get done even so you can fast forward all the commercials or buy the dvd or blue ray collection or etc.

The Good Pandemic....but the world only knows what a epidemic is right? what if we had a horrible pandemic it's over for everyone. The good thing about a the Good Pandemic is that it wouldn't happen if you was all alone but you had to be a true hero didn't you Son? yes FATHER GOD i said...i am sorry will i understand when i grow up one day my FATHER GOD as i kneel respectfully before my LORD AND KING AND SAVIOR the only of his Kind who is ABSOLUTE PERFECT AND ABSOLUTEY PERFECTLY VIRTUOUS! AMEN!

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 7, 2022

D0n@LD +rumq pandemic

This is so toxic viral it can’t really be spelled out in any language without breaking. But this is what you call someone who get so toxic , intoxicating, venomous and poisonous from many different strands of hiv and other sexual transmitted disease that their breath it self is contagious and doesn’t die out and their fats and it kills everyone around her way faster than their self because their body had time to build up the immunities to last longer. So it’s more like a zombie . A person about to die and can’t be saved. Dead man walking. As the expression says.

D0n@LD +rumq Pandemic is hard to quarantine and can’t handle transporting them or studying them nothing can protect against them. Even burning them alive only stops it from keep spreading but the smoke goes on to spread forever but they kept keep making more fart gas or breath that’s contagious. Hardly anyone loves to tell about it. One person saw it go down on live video footage.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 11, 2022

Popping The Balloon of Pandemonium

Blowing into a vagina while performing oral sex filling it up like a balloon then pushing down with both hands on the lower abdomen to quickly (and loudly) release the air.

If you really want to see how cool she is you should try popping the balloon of pandemonium

by CatFocks August 4, 2022

global pooping pandemic

where everybody all has to poop at the same time

“did you hear about the global pooping pandemic?”

by ddisy May 12, 2025