Extreme Puddle Jumping

Extreme Puddle Jumping is a new form of PARKOUR where friends go outside on a rainy day i jump from puddle to puddle normally singing as they jump and performing a variety of tricks.

"Yo mary let's go extreme puddle jumping!"
*Looks at weather, sees rain for thursday.*
"Alright Bob the weather looks prime for thursday!"

by Bob McFergie January 9, 2012

Morning Puddle

When a girl wakes up and her pussy's wet. Like how a guy has morning wood.

I just woke up and my pussy's soaked! I have morning puddle, let's fuck! :D

by Emma Cakes February 28, 2011

Whale in a mud puddle

When someone is wearing clothing that is too tight and their fat is pouring out over it. (They don't fit).

I was at the pool with my friend, we thought this lady was topless because we couldn't see any strings to her suit. It turned out they were under her fat. She was a whale in a mud puddle.

by Lexy7 August 23, 2011

Thud Puddle

A massively large ejaculation, usually caused by being backed up for a spell.

I haven’t jacked off in a week so I can give her the ol’ thud puddle tonight

by Juice jamboree May 27, 2023

usher puddles

When you and your partner are both butt ass naked having sex and the sweat from both of your bodies splashes together creating puddles for usher to swipe his foot through in one of his videos

We fucked so hard and got so sweaty making usher puddles

by Richard (big dick) smoker May 30, 2023

Puddle Piggy

A nickname for a sub who rolls around in semen on the bed or other surface post/during intercourse

"Be a good little Puddle Piggy and enjoy that mess!"

by FoxxxieNoir June 25, 2023

Puddle Of Flesh

Not unlike Plenty of Fish, POF also stands for Puddle of Flesh. POF is the substance that you turn in to and the sound that it makes when it happens.

Gordilia: "OMG! My BF just went POF!"

Larry: "What does that mean?"

Gordilia: "He turned in to a puddle of flesh!"

Larry: "Plop is the man who falls without bones!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 1, 2023