Goon Poisoning

When you Goon while you have food poisoning. You Goon, Puke, and Shit all at the same time, the perfect trifecta of excrements.

I got food poisoning from red lobster so now I’m going to go goon poisoning.

by Bbl master February 23, 2024

Avoid it like poison ivy

To resolutely avoid something because it is perceived as highly undesirable or dangerous.

"I hate crowds and avoid it like poison ivy, especially during flu season."

by Kupid_love May 4, 2024

Bread Poisoning

When you eat plain bread and your stomach starts hurting (drink to fix)

“Oh I think I have bread poisoning”

by Jamontoast 123 October 10, 2020

Poison Ivy

What the nerd boy in IT complains about being everywhere when they’re going to look for one of the other boys missing brother

He’s so over sensitive like there’s not Poison Ivy everywhere

by Poisonous Potato July 29, 2018

poisoned army

The army that King gentec rules over basically a bunch of random people that all have different abilities

The poisoned army shall gain power!

by A poisoned soldier September 7, 2017

poisoned postcard

Mail sent to an address by the government to ask for confirmation that the resident still lives there; if the resident does not respond, e.g., because s/he mistakes it for junk mail, the state uses non-response as its excuse to purge the voter from its rolls
The (in)accuracy of non-response to assess residency can be corroborated by comparing purged name-address pairs with recent USPS and Amazon shipments.

I never returned that poisoned postcard, which explains why I had to fill out a provisional ballot. I wonder if it was counted.

by WhatwasIsaying February 15, 2025

Poison Pie

When you and your girl are having sex and she dosent tell you she's on her period and you creampie then you turn the lights one and see the Poison Pie

Bro last nigt me and my girl were fucking and I creampied her then turned on the lights and was disgusting by the Poison Pie

by Mustyman29 July 2, 2022