mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

famous quote to one of Billy Graham's famous sermons, "What you do if dem fuckin bitches dont pay up."

college professor: "Carl Erbetson, what is your favorite quote by Bill Graham?"

Carl(student): "Well its gotta be 'mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick'"

college professer: "Splendid. That is mine, too."

by Joey Jordison April 9, 2007

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

iranian ping pong

When a man has both hands in his pants pockets and plays with his balls while standing around

Eric: Faresh, why are you always messin’ with your junk while we’re talking?

Faresh: haha we call this Iranian ping pong back home

by anonymous March 8, 2025

Xing ping xao

Something you say when Daniel Zhong drops shit music

"Daniel Zhong drops new music" XING PING XAO

by ASMALAKA June 8, 2024

gay ping anus

A name for someone's whos asshole may be larger than the craters on the moon. Or for someone's whos anus took an incredible amount of time to penetrate.

Dude 1: Hey that chick over there kinda nice
Dude 2: Nah bro, her nickname is Gay Ping Anus, if y'know what I mean.

Dude 1: *Drops soap*
Dude 2: You better pick that soap up and be ready to be called Gay Ping Anus for the rest of your life.

by Salty-San September 22, 2020

Ping

Typically used on Discord, a ping is meant to symbolize the sound or notification you get whenever someone @ mentions you, or sends you a direct message.

*gets pinged*
"Why the fuck did you ping me?"
"I wanted to ask you about this photo."
"I don't give a shit. You do this every week."

by Eternium_ June 11, 2018

Ping me

To send someone a message using internet chat programs such as Skype, Lync, or Instant messenger.

Phone user 1: What's your contact information?
Phone user 2: It's...

Phone user 1: Better yet. Ping me.
Phone user 2. ok Cool.

by tjamnz July 13, 2022