oak park

a.k.a. Toke Park

a close suburb of chicago. children of middle class, whites are stoners that hang out at austin gardens and eat purees pizza. the parents run a "village" and pride themselves in being "tolerant" of homosexuals and blacks. (also, filled with hobos who like to smoke pot at scoville park)


if you want drugs, oak park is where you find it

oak parkers generally speak in a lingo only other oak parkers can understand

it is also contently swarmed by tourists due to frank loyd wright

"the village of oak park is full of druggies and alcoholics"

by opisforfuckers December 23, 2008

jurassic park

Phrase coined by that example to us all, Alan Partridge.

It is best described as an expression of joy at a favourable outcome. You could also use "cash back!", "in off the red!", "Mary Poppins!", or of course, "Kiss my face!"

Director of the BBC: "Alan, I'm giving you another series"

Alan Partridge: "Jurassic Park!"

by jimbokeeno September 1, 2004

ted park

To pull through a parking spot and park facing toward the aisle.

I’m going to Ted Park so I don’t have to drive in reverse when I leave the lot.

by emkohlo August 22, 2018

cock parking

The act of “Netflix and chill” but instead of sex, the guy’s soft cock is parked in the mouth of the person who’s head is in his lap while they both watch tv

I was at Brian/Brianna’s house yesterday cock parking while watching tv

by Mmmzzz January 5, 2020

Normandy Park

Normandy Park, Washington is a small bedroom community between Seattle and Tacoma. It's along Puget Sound with large homes on huge lots. Several creeks run through the city, and there are lots of tall trees. It's very conservative and parents are very protective of their kids. It's also a very rich city. Growing up in Normandy Park is like growing up in Bellevue.

"Hey man, want to hang out late tonight at the mall? "

"No, sorry, my parents want me home by 10pm."

"oh I forgot, man, you live in Normandy Park. "

by Urban Planning Dude October 7, 2016

Kevin (Park)

Also known as Young Suh. Is a hype beast. Rides off brother (Wonki) for Yeezys. Also wears fake bred 1s. VERY VERY short. Like shorter than Grace (Jeong) short. Claims to play guitar but never practices. Claims to be good at basketball, but realistically is not.

He's so small and thinks he's good at basketball, he must be a Kevin (Park).

by the two amazing friends November 25, 2017

stretchmark park

A zoo or other park frequented by mothers and their children.

Mallory took the kids to stretchmark park to look at all the animals.

by JackSweet72 June 19, 2011