Some crazy person at a middle school that is obsessed with pears, Clash Of Clans, and the Illuminati
by dick Juice May 31, 2015

A scrubby little shit that will never hit puberty. And will probably die a virgin. He plays a sport in which he is the worst and slowest on the team. He is constantly made fun of for anything he does. Can’t even stand on his own weight. D-cup sizes manboobs, and left his tampons at practice once. His voice sounds like a squealing kid on Black Ops. Everybody on the soccer team tag teamed his mom, after they tag teamed Christians mom.
by Mihow Cowdung September 21, 2019

Shane Syndrome is when a boy Lacks females. He tries to talk to them but they pay him no mind and he is forever stuck in the friend zone.
by ShaneSyndrome January 19, 2019

by fr worst January 10, 2018

OMG SHANE DAWSON IS THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD HE IS AMAZING WITH EVERYTHING HE DOES I AM HIS BIGGEST FAN I HAVE ALL HIS MERCHT AND FAKE MERCH I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
by SHANE DAWSONLOVER November 2, 2017

by ImDepressed October 21, 2018

A dude who got away with so much stuff, until this past month where it all got exposed. His career’s basically over now
by nlolhere July 28, 2020
