April 29

A BAD BITCH BIRTHDAY🎊🍾

me: HEY, TODAYS APRIL 29 YK WHAT THAT MEANS

them: NO WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
me: ITS A BAD BITCH BIRTHDAYYY🍾🍾🍾

by mwuahhhnofucknbars.22 April 28, 2024

October 29

Today is Bully your tallest friend dayy

Dude:Guess whatt,On October 29
Friend:What
Dude:Today is bully your tallest friend day

by ARandomDude_856 October 28, 2019

July 29

National give your boy bestfriend a blowjob day.

- Can i get a blowjob?
- No?
- But it is July 29?
- Alright sure!

by weskons July 28, 2024

October 29

National kiss a softball player

October 29 is when anyone can kiss any softball player

Softball player: hey today is national kiss a softball player day, why don’t you kiss me

by bagelbites247 October 29, 2019

December 29 2005

The day your TRUE lord and saviour, Alexandre Bordeleau was born.

-Ayo, ain’t today the real Lord Bordeleau’s birthday?
-Yea it is
-Man, he’s really cool. Much cooler than his wanna-be-lord brother

December 29 2005

by Lord Kenobli July 17, 2022

October 29

October 29 is Kiss Your Crush day. Hopefully y’all are not scared then your a caca laca. 🥵

October 29 is Kiss Your Crush day. Hopefully y’all are not scared then your a caca laca. 🥵

by A baka bird October 28, 2021

29

why did you search up this💀

kid: i am going to get a drivers license.
mom: son, your 9.
kid/guy: no im 29.
mom: what.

by memeaddictive2 May 13, 2023