Office Wife

A female close office friend. Generally, this is a platonic relationship.

EXAMPLE: Jack is happily married to Jill. At work Jack always goes to lunch with and hangs with Jill. Jill is Jack's Office Wife.

by ASBLAWYER July 15, 2019

office smokescreen

This describes the situation in which a homosexual male in a workplace talks to the heterosexual males in the workplace about chics in an attempt to hide his homosexuality.

"Hey, do you remember that girl at the bar last night? Alfonso told me that he asked her out to the movies this weekend. I think he is just emitting an OFFICE SMOKESCREEN."

by driven-down July 22, 2004

Bolice Officer

A police officer who uses unnecessary police brutality, usually against black people or other racial minorities. Bolice Officers are under the corrupted system and are very much hated upon the community, rather than the more respected Poluce Officers who are against the system.

My friend: I wanted to be a police officer for quite some time because I want to save people's lives and do good for our society. Does that make me a racist?

Me: Of course it doesn't. Being a Police Officer who wants to change the current corrupted system is very much accepted and needed, but being a Bolice Officer who wants to follow the current corrupted system and not change it and continue brutality on racial minorities is!

by Alex 826392793y283 June 5, 2020

post office

The act of putting a package with a box (i.e. sex)

You can't post office inside of a post office. That's just nasty.

by *subject name here* January 11, 2009

community officer

waste of fucking time and point less park wardons have more power

even 39% of REAL police think that THEY ARE A WASTE OF TIME

by pigs February 18, 2005

Oval Office

Where a group of menaces gather during certain occurrences to “hotbox” ones car.

Hey you got a cart? Let’s go Oval Office after school!

by DeezNuts12378 April 26, 2022

office snatch

Female coworker specializing in all things persnickety. Warm chairs displease her and you might as well kill yourself if you leave her off a meeting invite. AIM is her BFF, helping her create and feed office rumors.

It's common in office snatches to whine about being overworked. Typically, they're cold creatures known for turning up the thermostat to the displeasure of fellow coworkers.

Many seem pregnant but in the majority of cases they are indeed just full-time bitches, and not pregnant. It's important to beware and cautiously await announcement just in case.

If that rumor spreading, office snatch brings another fucking blanket to a meeting, then whines about warm chairs, I'm going to rip it out of her feeble hands and choke her.

This shit talking, office snatch needs to cool her jets and quit acting like she's better than everybody before I get in her grill.

by playfulpolly August 15, 2011