lanky nonce

A tall geezer who likes kids

Shut up Joe you lanky nonce go away from the fookin school lad

by Defo in't jimbo December 7, 2022

pigeon nonce

Term coined by Frankie Boyle to describe an annoying twat that grooms the airborne vermin into their sphere of malevolence by spreading moldy bread around themselves in public spaces.

Stop spreading this filth around my back garden you dirty pigeon nonce

by Jimbob Dobbs January 29, 2023

nonce

Another word for Paedophile.

"Cliff Richard is a filthy old nonce."

by E.L James July 27, 2017

Nonce

Used to win arguments.

Ellis was losing the argument but then called Ash a nonce. Ellis won by default.

by Germany2.0 December 6, 2020

Nonce

Ben Parker

"Ben Parker is a Nonce"

by My da February 11, 2019

Nonce

A really nice describing word

Guy 1: hey
Guy 2: hi
Guy 1: I just wanted to let u know your such a nonce your like really noncy
Guy 2: awh thank you so much

Now you guy try it

by Battyfish69 October 11, 2020

nonce

(pronounced näns) meaning nine times as much (etc. once, twice, thrice, quance, quince, seice, sence, ocense)

"I've been accused of theft damn near nonce!"

by kruto February 5, 2023