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One hell of a hot guy. Will always love you and care for you. Has a massive dick and will never cease to please you in bed. Did i mention how attractive he is?
Girl: Wow, have you seen that guy Noah?

Girl 2: Of course I have! He's the hottest guy around!
Girl: I'm gonna try and ask him out.

Girl 2: You can try, but there's such a large amount of girls that want him. You might have a lot of trouble!
Noah by JessSparkle01 October 16, 2019
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Hey shorty “Noah”
Noah by Yo ugly man October 21, 2019
Noah is a gay loser that’s literally half the size of me, he smokes weed and is dumb
Person1: hey you know who Noah is?
Person2: yeah he’s tiny and I heard he smokes weed
Noah by BusterTheBettaFish October 23, 2019
Noah smells like doodoo and he eats boogers. Not only that but he gets no girls. Also he will lose every battle against the greatest person ever named Spencer
Naoh: Oh god it’s Spencer
Spencer: Your about to get destroyed Noah
Noah by Ohgoditsspencer October 27, 2019
Girls one: he looks gay
Girl two: he must be a noah
Noah by J_O__M_A_M_M_A October 27, 2019
An amazing person. Someone who is nice, caring, sweet, adorable, caring, and understanding. He's never mean to anyone. He just wants the best for everyone. He's always there for you when you need him. He doesn't give up on anyone. Sadly people don't treat him nicely. He's always being left on "opened, Read, Seen". Everyone runs to him with their issues and never asks if he's okay or how he's doing. He stays to himself he's not into sex, drugs or alcohol like everyone else. In a relationship all he wants is someone who understands him, someone who doesn't get mad at him for little stuff especially something he can't control. He just enjoys the company and comfort. He just wants a good relationship for once but he's scared of getting cheated on or done dirty again. He's been hurt so many times he's scared it going to happen again. You just have to be there for him because nobody else is. Don't judge him. He's a really good person and you should look past all the imperfections because deep down he's perfect. He's straight edge.
Is that Noah? He's amazing but I don't really talk to him I just unload my problems on him. I just use him to make myself happy.
Noah by Clown🤡🤠 December 5, 2019