Noah

noah is a fat dingo bitch that nobody loves and even his parents said he was a mistake.

noah sorry to say this but you were a suprise
noah wy do you eat so much

by fatdingobitch May 31, 2019

Noah

Noah has black curly hair and blue eyes. he plays baseball, wrestling and he does cross country. he loves back flips and he loves skittles.

yeet- what noah always says

by noah+cadence August 7, 2019

Noah

humongous dick and gets girls on the daily
also better than Kevin

"Hey, where'd my girlfriend go?"
"She's at Noah's house"
"bruh"

by better_than_kevin August 30, 2019

Noah

Noah, he’s the type of person that legit doesn’t care about anything he won’t care if you die or get hurt...... he just won’t he can be really funny at times but be careful because he might call your boyfriend hot yeah that’s right if your friends with a Noah run as fast as you can

Noah-Christian you are so hot

Christian-Ummm Noah your gay

Maya- Oh... ok

by MayaandChristian September 14, 2019

Noah

Noah has a small shrimp dick and will never amount to anything in life, hes ugly and a narcissistic asshole who will cheat on you and will give you an STD. He’s a liar and only cares about himself

Person 1: Omg did you know we were dating Noah at the same time?!
Person 2: what?! No! What a man whore.

by Dead incorporated October 15, 2019

Noah

Noah is extremely stupid . he makes the most annoying noises that will make your ear's bleed.

Guy one: I saw this really fat stupid guy in the hall
Guy two:HE MUST BE A NOAH

by LuvLolAutym October 17, 2017

Noah

I really chill guy who is awesome at games and is a magnet to girls.

Girl whispering: "Who do you have a crush on?"
Friend: "Overall, I really like Noah ."

by BoyGetOutOfMyFace_ILiveIn December 5, 2017