Stalk

To stalk is to be creepy or pervy. Most notably nowadays with Facebook, Facebook stalking is when one person stalks the other persons facebook

"I think someone is stalking us"-Every girl in a horror movie ever

by AngryPhanHowell September 12, 2019

stalk

To show great love.

“Hey bro, I’m stalking you!”
“What the fuck.”

by Bordellr March 16, 2020

Pocket Stalking

A Pocket Stalker is someone who doesn't know how to lock the keypad of a cellphone resulting in huge phone bills and endless voicemail messages with nothing more than the crunchy sound of a pocket.

Bill has been pocket stalking me again all day. Can somebody tell him how to lock his cell?

I'm sorry, I can't go out this weekend. I just received my Phonebill after I have been Pocket Stalking everybody in my speeddail list this month

by Edwinnaar May 17, 2009

chainsaw stalk

Noun: In Gears of War multiplayer, an action that involves equipping your Lancer and following an unsuspecting foe's every move for at least fifteen seconds and finally cutting the poor bastard in half once he stops.

ChefDog: (to teammates) Don't kill the drone, he's mine
Ymecca: You're right behind him, whip out the shotty and blow him to bits
Bigguy2: (to ymecca) Shh. He's chainsaw stalkin him. (ChefDog cuts drone in half as he picks up the boomshot

by bobb0913 June 28, 2009

Stalk Saturday

A new version of Follow Friday, on the Social Networking site "Twitter." This fashion was created by Twitter user @maskedscientist

Let me give a shout out to @so_n_so @jonhdoe for today's #stalksaturday. You should #stalk them. This is a "Stalk Saturday."

by mstmat September 25, 2009

The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit

A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.

"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"

by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023

Signal Stalking

When you purposely get a red light and/or take a red light so you stay in the same area of the car so you can check out a hot girl in a car.

Pipi was totally signal stalking Josh's sister in a BMW.

I love to signal stalk!

What is signal stalking?

TNSLPPTSO?

by The Shit List April 1, 2009