by phid November 17, 2014

by kaylaavalueherself March 5, 2024

When your life is super easy, whether it be due to White Collar Steroids, or simply, things that are difficult or stressful for others are given to you.
Lance: Man, I cant even get an INTERVIEW for this role and I have all the credentials, how the heck did Keith get the job, he is an actual moron.
Spencer: Keegan's dad is a big deal at the firm, set the whole thing up. His life is an empty net goal.
Lance: Man, I wish MY life was an empty net goal, who the fuck wants to pay a mortgage every month.
Spencer: Ya, the worst is Keith acts like all of this is difficult for him. Like, Brosef, we know your life is an empty net goal and you don't have to worry about your car payments.
Spencer: Keegan's dad is a big deal at the firm, set the whole thing up. His life is an empty net goal.
Lance: Man, I wish MY life was an empty net goal, who the fuck wants to pay a mortgage every month.
Spencer: Ya, the worst is Keith acts like all of this is difficult for him. Like, Brosef, we know your life is an empty net goal and you don't have to worry about your car payments.
by Mike109999 January 31, 2022

Me: can i fuck u in e-sex
friend: no im not gay and plus not american and plus not 7yr
Me: its 3th december 3th december-no gay e-net day u can go as gay as u want with no being homo
friend: no im not gay and plus not american and plus not 7yr
Me: its 3th december 3th december-no gay e-net day u can go as gay as u want with no being homo
by Iamdongo December 3, 2023

the balance of money for teen/young adult restore in a bank. it also means a bank base that you may have.
by con"eriba February 25, 2022

Wendy: My internet just renewed and 2 gigabytes are already gone!
Michael: It was Jacob downloading game mods.
Jacob: It wasn't me!'
Wendy:Your such a......Net Muncher!
Michael: It was Jacob downloading game mods.
Jacob: It wasn't me!'
Wendy:Your such a......Net Muncher!
by Truthman445 May 11, 2013

James: im gonna murk u at the depot
rachel: do it NO BALLS
*james never shows up cus hes the biggest net banger pussy ass bih*
rachel: do it NO BALLS
*james never shows up cus hes the biggest net banger pussy ass bih*
by bye273737 September 21, 2018
