Backdoor Neighbor

Friends with benefits but strictly backdoor activities

They/them were just my backdoor neighbor during college. I’m still a virgin

by Jesusishim@2002 January 22, 2026

our neighbors would hate us

“Our neighbors would hate us” basically means that if you and that person were dating the neighbors would hate you because you’re making so much noise. Usually sexually.

“If I was dating Ryan Gosling our neighbors would hate us.”

by thatonefeministbitch May 12, 2025

Hey Neighboring

This describes the act of choosing a urinal right next to someone else who is taking a piss, instead of all the other unused urinals that aren't next to the one in use.

Dude you have got to stop hey Neighboring everyone in the toilet it's getting weird.

Jason likes to hey neighbor at the urinal

by Gidon Grey June 27, 2025

Birth Neighbors

When two people have birthdays that are close, typically within a week from each other.

Just found out me and Henry are birth neighbors! Our birthdays are just two days apart.

by trapsinthefoyer November 18, 2025

Wake the Neighbor

A game where one drives a muffler deleted car through neighborhoods past 11 pm attempting to wake the sleeping individuals. You win the game if the person comes out of their house, chasing you.

The goons played Wake the Neighbor last night and almost got arrested.

by The Name May 31, 2018

Third Favorite Neighbor

It's what your neighbor calls you when he is such a pussy that he cannot tell you he don't like you

Hey Garrett you're my third favorite neighbor

by Third favorite neighbor July 10, 2018

Single Serving Neighbor

1. A single serving neighbor is someone who stays at a vacation rental near your permanent residents. You are neighbors with this person or people during their stay and then likely never see these them again.

2. Single serving neighbors are the neighbors you have while stay at a vacation rental and likely never interact with after you return home.

Derived from Fight Club's Single Serving Friend

My neighborhood is full of vacation rentals. All I have single serving neighbors. Here one week, gone the next.

We rented a house in an old neighborhood near the downtown area. Full of people's comings and goings. Is the guy at the end of the block a jerk? Are the kids across the street the sweet angels they seems? What is the woman next door's story? We'll never know. They are our single serving neighbors for the weekend and come Monday we'll never see them again.

by LSam October 5, 2020