what the nigger?

humorous alternate for "what the fuck?"

WHAT THE NIGGER?!

by crapcrapcrap123 August 14, 2009

nigger wad

a shitload of one dollar bills with a twenty on the outside

fool thinks he's got pimp money, but thats just a nigger wad.

by jr December 11, 2004

Nigger Navigation

Generally a driver of African descent who doesn't feel the need to wait in traffic like everyone else and will drive around the line of traffic and cut in front of someone who has waited for their turn in line.

Instead of waiting in line in the turning lane, Quantavious decided to drive around and cut in front of someone closer to the light. Shithweena was so impressed by Quantavious' driving improvisation, she praised him by saying, "That was some good nigger navigation right there! We be at duh club quicker now!"

by Tongue Too Wide for Mouth March 22, 2009

dead nigger baby

A shot consisting of 1 part Bailey's Irish Cream, 1 part Tequila and 1 part Red Sourpuss.

Drink responsibly.

Bartender! I'll have six Dead Nigger Babies!

A Dead Nigger Baby on the rocks after a long day of work sure hits the spot!

by Gee, Lee, Mischa January 16, 2009

Compulsive Nigger Syndrome (CNS)

A very serious and harmful disease mainly acquired through white boys usually at the age of 8-16. Very similar to Tourette Syndrome, CNS is when people have the urge to for some reason speak, act, and behave like a black person (im not racist by the way). Annoying to some because they cannot stand the sight of someone being what there not, it is a very serious disease, and must be noted that it compulsive, so it is uncontrollable. CNS has spread fast, and is now known to have taken host to 1 billion little white boys.

Franklin: Yo nigga whats poppin?!
LaQuef: Shut up you lil white boy!
Franklin: Sorry sir, i have Compulsive Nigger Syndrome (CNS).
LaQuef: My bad, my bad, go about now...

by Torry Corps October 31, 2011

That’s like putting make up on a nigger

Something that doesn’t make any sense. Imagine coloring a black piece of construction paper.

Nick:That just doesn’t make any sense Adam.

Adam:I concur with your analysis. That’s like putting make up on a nigger.

by GFYMNIGGER October 9, 2021

Nigger Tree

1) The tree at a diverse campus at which the clique of Niggers congregates. Typically, is the furthest from the school building and water fountains but commonly is seen with the campus cop nearby. The Nigger Tree is often the scene of fights between Nigger Bitches (also see Nigger Cunts) over a Nigger Boy. Loud, immature and niggerdly behaviour is commonly witnessed around the Nigger Tree.

2) The large tree of choice in rural. southern US towns in which racists hang Niggers.

Definition #1 used in a sentence:

Eli: "Hey Peyton. Want to hang out with LeBron and Dwayne under the Nigger Tree today at lunch?"

Peyton: "I'd love to Eli but I gotta say that's probably a poor choice in judgment given how all those Niggers cut up and cause such a ruckus under the Nigger Tree. Let's just see them after school at practice."

Definition #2 used in a sentence:

Vincent: "Hey guys, what should we do with this dead nigger?"

Jules: "I don't know how I ended up in your scene defining a Nigger Tree but I'm gonna roll with it cuz I'm not the dead Nigger."

Jimmie: "Does my house say Dead Nigger Storage on it? No, I don't think it does! Why don't you two motherfuckers go hang him on the local Nigger Tree."

by PenisBeavis September 4, 2011