Noah

One hell of a hot guy. Will always love you and care for you. Has a massive dick and will never cease to please you in bed. Did i mention how attractive he is?

Girl: Wow, have you seen that guy Noah?

Girl 2: Of course I have! He's the hottest guy around!
Girl: I'm gonna try and ask him out.

Girl 2: You can try, but there's such a large amount of girls that want him. You might have a lot of trouble!

by JessSparkle01 October 16, 2019

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Noah

A candian man who constantly beats his dick to hentai and plays fortnite with traps. Is from Canada but now is an American fuckboy with sideburns and off-brand gucci.

American
"That is one icy nigger right there."

Canadian
"Keep him we don't want him anymore."

Noah
"Nigger"

by An_American_AntifaMember March 13, 2018

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noah

noah is a genuinely great person he is always there for you when you need him the post he can keep your secrets he’s loyal and handsome and gives the best hugs he is also a great kisser if you get with a noah you are probably the luckiest girl ever. he knows what to do and when to do it. he can get mad but that’s just him he has an amazing personality and won’t judge you at all.

“did you see noah today” -scarlet
“yeah he’s with that girl that bitch”-scarlets friend
“dang scarlet you lost your only chance with a great guy” -scarlets friend
“yeah”-scarlet

by 6624feelings July 8, 2019

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Noah

An absolute joke. He’s typically an obese, and gay, Asian with glasses that loves and craves thick men. He is unstable and will yell “Get the griddy” in order to relate with other children and hide is small cock. I would not recommend letting him near your children though as he will hurt them.

“Yo, that man just screwed that child”
“An average Noah activity, what else did you expect? ”

by Stumm Jedla June 13, 2022

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