Hippo Nipple

A glass of chocolate milk with a bomb shot of Hpnotiq in it. Like a hippos nipple - it’s full of nourishing milk, but is dangerous to drink from and packs a punch.

“The last thing Nelson and Jacob remembering is pouring glasses of chocolate milk and shots of Hpnotiq for their hippo nipples. After that, the night was a blur.”

by 989goose November 23, 2022

Nipple Flair

If a woman were to have intercourse with a man who possessed a cold, then she could be in danger of Nipple Flair. This disease tends to last for about 2-3 weeks. If your doctor confirms that you have Nipple Flair than you will need to go home and not go outside. This sickness will cause a woman’s nipples to be extremely cold. If you get Nipple Flair than you must not have sex or go outdoors. Both activities with cause your tits to heat up to temperatures around 400 degrees. Some woman try to obtain Nipple Flair because during the short period that it lasts the female with be able to produce cum from her jugs. You would not need a male to create a baby if you had Nipple Flair, this fact makes a lot of feminists very happy. Also the disease may shrink your lungs until you die.

Zeva: Abby I need you to come over to my house right now!
Abby: What’s wrong!
Zeva: Tony gave me Nipple Flair and I need you to help me clean up the giz off my couch.
Abby: Ok I’ll be right their.
Zeva: Bring a switchblade, I might need to cut my nipples off.

by Bubba the Gimp January 7, 2021

nipple slip

an act in which a females nipple want to come out for some air and say hello to the whole world.

Britney spears is the KIng or Queen of nippleslips

by Ian Gammon February 18, 2004

Nipple Tease

When a girl shows part of her nipple. Maybe in a bra but her areolas are too large for the cut of the bra. Or maybe it is a low cut shirt with
no bra. Or maybe she has a button down shirt and it's not buttoned with glimpses of her nipples or part of them as she moves. The possibilities are many but the key is brief or partial glimpses...either intentional or completely innocent teasing. Could be topless with her hands partially covering.

Timmy: "I'm working last night, right? So, I delivered a pizza to Suzanne Parker. OMG, she answers the door in a bikini top and
I almost lost it. Jimmy: "What?" smiling like he knows but wants to hear more. Timmy: "Most exciting, sensuous nipple tease of my entire life.
She's standing there smiling like she has no idea I'm about to explode. Jimmy, I could see half her nipples. She has the biggest areolas ever.

The bikini covered like half. It was so flamin' hot. Perfect nipples! Jimmy: "What did you say?" Timmy: "Absolutely nothin'...I just stood there with my mouth open." Jimmy: "You putz. I'll tell you what I woulda done"

by a fan of nipple tease guy May 11, 2013

Shit Nipple

General insult; usually meaning the person is both weak and a jerk, but is also used to express angry dislike of a person or their actions.

"After all that talk about how he was such a better worker than us, John didn't get a raise. What a shit nipple."

"Use your damn turn signal, you shit nipple!"

by Dark Dave May 17, 2013

Nipple Sex

An act of sexual relations whereby 2 parties (male or female) rub and play with nipples together. this could be considered an act of foreplay or a sexual act on its own.

"Oh my god, did you hear about Jesse and Christopher?" Exclaimed Alex. "Oh you mean that they were caught having nipple sex in the locker rooms" Replied Harry all the while laughing ecstatically.

by PaperKing April 20, 2015

Nipple text

The act of texting using only one's nipples. Nipples must be small enough to hit the keys and industrious enough to know how to spell.

Girl: did you wish a headache on me because I wouldn't bring you a latte?
Boy: no, breast pain.

Girl: it didn't work, I'm still able to nipple text you.

by Cockmonkey flankers August 6, 2011