canadian national newspaper, the canadian equivalent of the usa today. absolutely obsessed with terrorism, israel and celine dion, and it is a sure bet that any day's headline not being about "NEW TERROR THREAT TO CANADIAN FAMILIES!!!" will be either "SHANIA UNVEILS NEW SHOES!!!" or "CELINE RETURNS!!!"
Billy picked up the day's National Post. The front page headline read, in 40-point type, "POTENTIAL TERROR ATTACK! UNIDENTIFIED LARGE BLOB OF FATTY SUBSTANCE WASHES ASHORE!"
Billy scratched his head. Had no one thought of the possibility that Celine Dion's husband may have been out yachting?
Billy scratched his head. Had no one thought of the possibility that Celine Dion's husband may have been out yachting?
by maks October 13, 2004
Get the national postmug. The United Nations (UN) is an intergovernmental organization tasked to promote international cooperation and to create and maintain international order. A replacement for the ineffective League of Nations, the organization was established on 24 October 1945 after World War II in order to prevent another such conflict.
by Etch Jackson January 1, 2018
Get the the united nationsmug. N.
1) On pace to be the WORST team in major league baseball. Even worse than those sucky Detroit Tigers who in 2003, went 43-119, a winning percentage of .265. They are dead last in every major offensive category and what the hell, probably defensive too! They are pretty much the biggest waste of talent in the world. No wonder Strasburg doesn't sign...
1) On pace to be the WORST team in major league baseball. Even worse than those sucky Detroit Tigers who in 2003, went 43-119, a winning percentage of .265. They are dead last in every major offensive category and what the hell, probably defensive too! They are pretty much the biggest waste of talent in the world. No wonder Strasburg doesn't sign...
Friend 1: Holy shit the Cubs are on a 4 game win streak!!
Friend 2: Well no shit! They played a 4 game series against the Washington Nationals! CHILL YOUR BONER!
Friend 2: Well no shit! They played a 4 game series against the Washington Nationals! CHILL YOUR BONER!
by Legends of Suck July 28, 2009
Get the Washington Nationalsmug. Senator Paschal Mooney: "... I prefer to go to a local taxi driver rather than somebody who is obviously a non-national."
source: Irish Senate January 23rd 2013 (Taxi driver legislation debate)
source: Irish Senate January 23rd 2013 (Taxi driver legislation debate)
by dirtylaugh January 24, 2013
Get the non-nationalmug. The act of doing something so absurd, (smoking an electronic cigarette, getting a tattoo in your friends basement, spending all your money on drugs)that your friends only know how to label it by stating, "he's just jerk nation."
by Not Jerk Nation February 22, 2010
Get the jerk nationmug. by Real Metal Crusader July 14, 2021
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