Mustache madness

When there's simply too much mustache to handle. If you can't handle the 'stache then get out of Missouri; the mustache capital.

The other week I was chilling in Missouri and I kissed my girlfriend and she complained about my mustache being sufficiently prickly. She claimed it was mustache madness! She was then escorted out of the state because she couldn't handle it.

by Ozzy Fosburn January 24, 2012

Mustache lover

A person who is always saying "Mustache luv" or "I mustache you a question" They usually wear mustache themed jewelry or clothing. Most of the time they are girls. NOTE: loves facial hair

Lila is a total mustache lover, she is always wearing her mustache necklace.

by grasslike February 23, 2013

Mustache Finger?

A friendly taunt of gesture made to a friend for no other reason than you can and its funny.

Put your index finger sideways under someones nose and say "mustache finger?" if you succeed and get them you will win bro points... if they somehow avoid your attempt they get bro points.

by Slang Master Zen November 18, 2014

MUSTARD BEAN

When a girl wipes her ass forward and her snatch smells of ass, you get mustard bean. pooooooweee

i went down on her and FUCK ME DEAD, she had mustard bean!

by KENNYBAD79 August 17, 2015

mustangNZ

CSGO Pro player known for his aggressive awp peaking through bomb sites.

'Yo he's trying a mustangNZ' 'Yo he's NZing this shit'

by SimplyMLG November 9, 2016

Mustard Lippin’

The act of deep mouth and tongue kissing your partner after they have eaten your ass or after you have eaten theirs without any wiping or cleaning of the mouth. Straight from ass to make out.

Rachel was mustard lippin’ me last night. It was tangy.

After my uncle ate my ass, he ended up mustard lippin’ me.

Braaaaahhh your sister tongue punched my fart box last night. It was all good until she started mustard lippin’.

by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018

Mustard Squeeze

Explosive shits. Massive diarrhea rounds that are relentless and unending.

I partied way too hard this weekend. It’s monday and I got the mustard squeeze.

Stay away from the pot lucks at this place. Guaranteed mustard squeeze.

by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018