someone that has a really low intelligence when it comes to music.there is more than one way one can be musically retarded,so here is how you know if you are:
-if you think that only music on the radio is "good music",
YOU are musically retarded.
-if you think that mainstream music > underground music
YOU are muscially retarded.
-if you listen to all mainstream pop,rock,counry and hip hop
stuff like:lady gaga, kelly clarkson ,beyonce, nickelback, hinder,kenny chesney,lil wayne,etc. and you consider bands like tool,porcupine tree,NIN and pink floyd "crap"??
YOU are musically retarded.
-also,if you consider all those mainstream bands
"more talented" than the other ones i listed...
YOU are musically retarded
if you think that distinct genres like progressive rock/metal sucks...
YOU are musically retarded
-if you call a bass a "guitar"..
YOU are musically retarded.
sadly enough,i don't think that i've covered all of the ways one can be musically retarded.but i'll let you do that work!!
-if you think that only music on the radio is "good music",
YOU are musically retarded.
-if you think that mainstream music > underground music
YOU are muscially retarded.
-if you listen to all mainstream pop,rock,counry and hip hop
stuff like:lady gaga, kelly clarkson ,beyonce, nickelback, hinder,kenny chesney,lil wayne,etc. and you consider bands like tool,porcupine tree,NIN and pink floyd "crap"??
YOU are musically retarded.
-also,if you consider all those mainstream bands
"more talented" than the other ones i listed...
YOU are musically retarded
if you think that distinct genres like progressive rock/metal sucks...
YOU are musically retarded
-if you call a bass a "guitar"..
YOU are musically retarded.
sadly enough,i don't think that i've covered all of the ways one can be musically retarded.but i'll let you do that work!!
my sister listens to only "hits" music and mainstream country(which isn't even really country music btw) and she tells me she wishes she could mute my "crappy" music (the bands i listed above,plus anyother sub genre of rock/metal,and a few other genres,which don't consist of the music she listens to)plus,she tells everyone i play guitar,even though i play bass.MY SISTER is musically retarded.
*and if you were wondering,i am NOT a fan of jeff faggot foxworthy.and my definition is NOT influenced by him.
*and if you were wondering,i am NOT a fan of jeff faggot foxworthy.and my definition is NOT influenced by him.
by y2c June 15, 2009
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To educate someone about music. It can be the musication of band/artists, song titles, album titles, or musical facts
other uses derivatives:
musication
musicated (when one has received a lesson in musication)
other uses derivatives:
musication
musicated (when one has received a lesson in musication)
(someone has just been informed of a song name and band they previously did not know) 'you've been musicated!'
(If someone has a particularly bad knowledge of music) 'you've got poor musication'
(If someone has a particularly bad knowledge of music) 'you've got poor musication'
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Get the Musicate mug.You know someone is musically challenged if you hear them play the same set list of limited songs, everyday, every hour of the day, no matter what mood they are in... and yet still just mutter the words when they sing.
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1. An ugly, twisted expression on one's face typically expressing disgust, pain or amusement while playing an instrument or vocalizing
2. One of the requirements for recruitment into a heavy metal rock band
1. An ugly, twisted expression on one's face typically expressing disgust, pain or amusement while playing an instrument or vocalizing
2. One of the requirements for recruitment into a heavy metal rock band
"Tomorrow: Open audition for high-profit heavy metal rock band. Need to know three chords and be able to grimace musically"
"...and what the dickens is "grimace musically"?"
"...and what the dickens is "grimace musically"?"
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Get the Grimace Musically mug.The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals is a horror-comedy musical released on December 24th of 2018, released by Team Starkid. The musical doesn't stick to a set classification of music, with a wide array of genres presented in a mere one hour and 52 minutes. It hosts a slew of on-stage special effects, and with songs and composition by Team Starkid member Jeff Blim, it is definitely something you'll want to look into.
The musical itself is a bit of a parody of the musical theatre genre, with pokes at "I Want" songs, character motivations, and more.
It covers the story of a man named Paul, who has a great distaste for musicals. His life carries on as normal until a meteor crashes into a theater in downtown Hachetfield, the setting of the show. This meteor begins to transform people from everyday citizens; to singing-dancing zombie hiveminds, that are out to make you join them, at any cost.
The show can be found on YouTube, completely free.
The show carries a large degree of swearing and adult humor, but is certainly a recommended pick for many. You can find more about the show on the Starkid Fandom Wiki, but beware spoilers!
The musical itself is a bit of a parody of the musical theatre genre, with pokes at "I Want" songs, character motivations, and more.
It covers the story of a man named Paul, who has a great distaste for musicals. His life carries on as normal until a meteor crashes into a theater in downtown Hachetfield, the setting of the show. This meteor begins to transform people from everyday citizens; to singing-dancing zombie hiveminds, that are out to make you join them, at any cost.
The show can be found on YouTube, completely free.
The show carries a large degree of swearing and adult humor, but is certainly a recommended pick for many. You can find more about the show on the Starkid Fandom Wiki, but beware spoilers!
Person A: Would you like to watch The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals with me?
Person B: Sounds great! Let's watch it!
Person B: Sounds great! Let's watch it!
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