Murdercat

The 3rd cat in any household, completing a kitty cabal, ultimately leading to the death of everyone in your household. A little known ancient designation originating in Egypt in the 1st Kingdom, and was the undoing of more than one Royal Family. The main reason British Royalty has always preferred canine companionship. Rumored to be the most likely cause of death in the case of Cleopatra. However, this was suppressed for centuries by the Meowmiati, a clandestine organization made up of elderly cat ladies, who changed the narrative to blame a serpent, further vilifying the snake.

After all other suspects had been cleared, detectives determined the family unknowingly brought about their own demise by bringing a third feline, a Murdercat, into their home.

by Originaljeffy October 3, 2017

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murder buddy

Your friend that you would call if you just murdered someone. Someone who is always there for you no matter what.

Knock em dead murder buddy

by MLouPeach October 11, 2017

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murda musik

Best undiscovered rap/hip hop group on SoundCloud yet to come

Yo did you hear murda musik's new track?!

guy 1: Murda musik is wayyy better than LOD
guy 2: yeah totally!! Murda musik is the best!

by Dontbejoe October 15, 2017

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muddy Texas winged prodding

dress up like batman with a utility belt, a cattle prod, a spray can and a gun and run around at night and when you see someone shit on him or her then spray them with your spray can and start beating them senseless then zap them with your cattle prod and then murder them with your gun.

Batman: hey robin wanna do some late night muddy Texas winged prodding?

Robin: fuck you and your BDSM fetishes.

by weedhead11111111111111111 April 17, 2018

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