culo-muncher

an individual who enjoys kissing, licking, sucking, blowing on or biting anuses; an unpleasant or annoying person

John Doe is always complaining. What a culo-muncher.

by bigminus March 28, 2009

booty-muncher

1) Someone who annoys you so badly it's like their gnawing at your ass

2) A best friend who aggravates the fuck out of you but you love them anyway <3

1) Don't be such a booty-muncher!
2) booty-muncher I love you because you are my best friend.

by Madlovelin May 3, 2014

crayon muncher

A term is often given to members of the United States Marine Corps, under the stereotype that all Marines are mentally deficient.

Guy 1: You were in the military?? That's so cool!
Guy 2: Yup, enlisted in the Mari-
Guy 1: Oh. You're one of those crayon munchers.

by zuccer December 26, 2021

cock muncher

one who takes sexual or otherwise sick pleasure in chewing on the hard knobs of wild animals

President Bush is a cock muncher

by R00tBreaker August 4, 2003

ass muncher

An individual that bites ones butt-cheeks. Usually resulting in a case of swollen colon, staff infection, or a bite mark. Usually the butt-cheek is firm and very smooth allowing the ass muncher(s) to get the most accurate nibble or sometimes bite. people who get assmunched...usually go into a state of horniness where they start to develop long boners and occasional discharges of the vaginal canal.

Lindsay is the dumbest ass muncher. She bit Mr.Decker's wrong buttcheek. This turned Mr.Decker off which resulted in him whacking her in the face with his ballsack(s).

by rimjobstar December 4, 2007

pie muncher

A shorter version of hairy pie muncher. A Lesbian.

What yourself with that one, she's a pie muncher.

by Clangnuts May 13, 2005

sprog muncher

someone who is known to eat the penis and swallow sperm

david, you're such a sprog muncher

by aagg April 9, 2008