Grab Vagina Month

A month in November where all boys grab girls pussy and get horny as hell!

I wanna have sex but I might as well grab a vagina in Grab Vagina Month!

by Anonymous [69] October 4, 2019

Straight Pride Month

I am part of the LGBTQIA+ Community so all you straights STOP CRYING AND GET OVER IT YOU ARNT DYING BECAUSE OF YOU SEXUALLY!! In some states in the USA ITS LEAGAL TO KILL LGBTQIA+ MEMBERS SO JUST STFU AND DEAL WITH IT KAREN

Bro Straight Pride Month Doesn’t exist

by QUACKITY S1mp June 5, 2021

employee of the month

What I will be once I recatch that infamous awoling Psycho Bitch.

Psycho Bitch, you're own3d!

by Psych Ward Employee February 24, 2005

Six Month Rule

The idea and the rule that no woman is so perfect that you cannot get over her in six months or less. Regardless of how fucking perfect she seemed to be.

This rule applies to all relationships but excludes marriages, since marriages *usually* involve a period of divorce which takes forever and involves losing half of your stuff.

J: I'm trying to keep myself busy, I hope I'm not in this post-breakup depressed mood forever... Six month rule, right?
A: Oh yeah, I know what you mean
J: I mean, its not my fault that Mary cheated on me, sigh...

by October17th2010 December 11, 2012

Grab boob month

Congrats. You’re a dick. Why the fuck are you so horny that you decide to make a Grab boob month

You’re too horny. Grab boob month doesn’t exist

by Elizabeth Hornswaggle (iykyk) March 21, 2021

Kick balls month

Kick the balls

Wow its kick balls month lemme kick some

by Gen Z 🙄 October 6, 2020

Straight Pride Month

Essentially the antithesis to Pride Month, and the embodiment of "If they can have it, why can't I!?" Straight Pride month is a month all about celebrating heterosexuality, and how BRAVE they are for being heterosexual in a world of LGBTQ+. Incidentally, it's also stupid bullshit and probably made by the same kind of people who consider "cracker" to be a slur on the same level as the N-word.

Its Straight Pride Month everyone!!
..Dude. Straight Pride Month is bullshit. Why do you need to celebrate being heterosexual if heterosexuality is the supposed norm?
SMH, stop being heterophobic.

by Yarinoi^2 June 1, 2022