Hover Monster

Noun
huhv-er mon-ster

1.The act of hovering around someone while they are minding their own business.

2. Being excessively nosy.

3. The incessant need to listen to someone's telephone conversation; most of the time without hiding.

1. Anytime I start typing on my computer, my wife instantly evolves into a Hover Monster and stands behind me to see what I am doing.

2. Even if I take my phone call outside, the Hover Monster inside my wife will decide she needs to pull weeds and immediately follow me.

by SweatyGooch April 9, 2013

kaka monster

Inability to go kaka in the washroom due to intoxication and a dry penis.

Dude! Why does your car smell like shit? Was the kaka monster here?

by thesussy69 June 1, 2018

monster boobage

tits that are at least a D cup, if not bigger

"Dude, check out her monster boobage."

by hotstuff17 January 26, 2009

sludge monster

A monster made out of sludge. Lives in the sewers, and needs dark places and moisture to survive.

The Pokemon Muk is sort of like a sludge monster.

by Yui September 21, 2003

Monster Cock

An especially large penis.

Don't show this to your parents.

Boy 1: Laura has a Monster Cock.
Boy 2: I know right?

by Your Secret Santa :) November 21, 2020

monster beef

a huge penis. is a males main asset

"trent thats huge"
"yer i have a monster beef"

by trent monaghan April 1, 2009

taco monster

In short, a homosexual woman, or 'lesbian'. Specifically, one who is considered quite fiendishly or excessively sexual.

Yeah, and now she's a taco monster!

by mbryo_ January 24, 2011