a very horny,ugly ass beast that is very human like in physical form. It has a vagina, penis and breasts so that it can fuck anyone that it wants to. Many that have been fucked by this type of monster have reported receiving sexually transmitted diseases. These monsters are believed to be invincible as no one has found its weakness. Because of this and the fact that they can chase down cars, they will catch you. Running away will only cost you your life and they will just fuck your dead body. It is believed that they live solely off of fucking.
by Shit Goose January 23, 2011
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by hammer September 17, 2002
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Nuclear horse piss that is sold as a disgusting energy drink.
Describing anything that is large.
The creature that lives in your closet and under your bed.
A sadistic pedophile who molests and rapes children he abducts.
Describing anything that is large.
The creature that lives in your closet and under your bed.
A sadistic pedophile who molests and rapes children he abducts.
I tried a monster energy drink the other day, it was the grossest shit i have ever tasted. I poured the rest of it into my neighbor's dogs water dish, the dog caught fire.
Whoa, that fish is a monster.
"Mommy, I need you to look in my closet and check under my bed for monsters."
"For fuck sake Tommy, you're 35 years old. why do you still believe in monsters?"
"Remember when I was kidnapped and raped by that monster in his van. And I still didn't get any free candy."
Whoa, that fish is a monster.
"Mommy, I need you to look in my closet and check under my bed for monsters."
"For fuck sake Tommy, you're 35 years old. why do you still believe in monsters?"
"Remember when I was kidnapped and raped by that monster in his van. And I still didn't get any free candy."
by A WHITE GUY August 28, 2014
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by lah~ April 19, 2003
Get the tentacle monster mug.The frightening creature that dwells within a women's crundle. Usually, this monster creaps out whenever the women bends over and it makes this sound- rraaaaaaaahhhhhhhh. This monster is among the worst smelling things found on earth and resembles some kind of mix between a hermit crab, a hobbit, and Hank Aaron. Warning signs for a women with a crundle: a gunt, a muffin top, a Fupa, a Vagamuch, or with feke.
by A.J.-Eggy February 8, 2007
Get the crundle monster mug.a pipi monster is a genetically engineered monster that is white and is shaped somewhat like an onion. a pipi monster is born with hepatitis C. through out its life it is only 1 foot tall when its in normal stage, but it can learn to shrink to about an inch or grow to about 200 feet, pipi monsters are feisty but love their owners if raised right. the are nocturnal creatures and can be thought to fly, burn down house, turn its arms into devices and spread havoc. i am one of the few to own a pipi monster. :) i hope now u know about the pipi monsters.
by laz159343 May 26, 2008
Get the pipi monster mug.A sexual position where a man and a woman enter a reverse cowboy, and a crowd of men (preferably Asian) form a circle around the 2 and urinate on the woman. This symbolizes fending off the mythic Chinese dragon.
Guy 1 - "Dude, i need a new position to try on my girlfriend"
(Asian) Guy 2 - "How about the legendary Chinese Monster"
(Asian) Guy 2 - "How about the legendary Chinese Monster"
by asianmonserman6969 April 20, 2009
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