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Man Milk

The yummy milk you get when you hook a man up to one of those cow udder torture machines, and turn it on. The milk that comes out of him is usually sweet, and is very nutritious. However, when you are milking the man, make sure to take him out of the machine before his mushroom head bursts.
"You wanna try my man milk anyone? It's really yummy and nutritious!"
by StarSoupMan June 29, 2023
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Milk the ferret

A colloquial, if you can call it that, term for vicious masturbation.
1.) Carl: Jesus Christ Mark, I was milkin' the ferret the other day when my eighty year old nan walked in on the vinegar stroke. How she bought the shampoo spillage story I'll never know.

2.) Swithin: Are priests allowed to milk the ferret, as long as they don't think lustful thoughts mum?

Mum: No, can you?
by G21 March 24, 2008
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Soy Milk

/soi milk/
nounNORTH AMERICAN
how regular milk introduces itself in Spanish
Oat Milk: Caray Bub, quién eres tú?
Milk: Soy milk!
Oat Milk: ¡Dios mío!
by Trooper Trahan July 21, 2021
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nutty milk

An alternative nickname for semen. Also, an organic white girl beverage produced from cashew milk.
"Does anyone know where Brad is?"
"Probably alone in his room watching porn making a fresh batch of nutty milk."
by Tell me why do you care? January 3, 2017
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yaoi milk

Milk that is produced via boy-love/yaoi sexual relations.
"Boy 1: Oh man, look at the amount of that yaoi milk."
"Boy 2: Wow.."
by kpopkoala September 2, 2014
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milking the pipe

An expression invented by Blake hessel meaning to have a wank, based off milking a cow however the pipe is a metaphor for a man's penis.
Soz man I'll be on in 10 just gotta milk the pipe XD
DUDE SHE WAS MILKING THE PIPE ALL NIGHT LONG...
by Xxdudexx October 10, 2018
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Bro Milk

A viscid whitish fluid excreted from a homie's reproductive tract consisting of spermatozoa suspended in secretions of accessory glands after a hot sweaty session of man-to-man love.
He smiled in pure bliss as his buddy's bro milk exploded all over his face.
by Little Bell January 29, 2022
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