Milk the ferret

A colloquial, if you can call it that, term for vicious masturbation.

1.) Carl: Jesus Christ Mark, I was milkin' the ferret the other day when my eighty year old nan walked in on the vinegar stroke. How she bought the shampoo spillage story I'll never know.

2.) Swithin: Are priests allowed to milk the ferret, as long as they don't think lustful thoughts mum?

Mum: No, can you?

by G21 March 24, 2008

Man Milk

The yummy milk you get when you hook a man up to one of those cow udder torture machines, and turn it on. The milk that comes out of him is usually sweet, and is very nutritious. However, when you are milking the man, make sure to take him out of the machine before his mushroom head bursts.

"You wanna try my man milk anyone? It's really yummy and nutritious!"

by StarSoupMan June 29, 2023

demon milk

It’s milk but from a demon

I heard there’s demon milk sale

by Demon Milk January 3, 2021

Cocky milk

Nesquik chocolate milk that you stir with your cock

“Want some cocky milk?”
“What’s that?”

“Chocolate milk that I stirred with my dick.”

by TheFarmerBoyX June 13, 2021

Soy Milk

/soi milk/
nounNORTH AMERICAN
how regular milk introduces itself in Spanish

Oat Milk: Caray Bub, quién eres tú?
Milk: Soy milk!
Oat Milk: ¡Dios mío!

by Trooper Trahan July 21, 2021

nutty milk

An alternative nickname for semen. Also, an organic white girl beverage produced from cashew milk.

"Does anyone know where Brad is?"
"Probably alone in his room watching porn making a fresh batch of nutty milk."

by Tell me why do you care? January 3, 2017

Blue Milk

Typical lean concoction (promethazine and codeine) but replaces Sprite with Milk. Usually also served with additional painkillers or xanax present.

That Blue Milk had him whoozy at the party, he doesn't remember a thing.

by LilCConThatBeat October 20, 2023