Michigan Blow Job

When a person receives a blow job from a wolverine.

Matt: Dude what happen to your penis?

Jerry: I got a bad Michigan Blow Job last night.

by Walter Danielson May 6, 2011

Northern Michigan University

A University in the UP of Michigan with more guns, trucks, and rednecks than textbooks.

"Where are you going to college?"

"Northern Michigan University."

"Bummer."

by NMU Student September 28, 2011

Michigan State University

a) Inferior college.
b) For those who did not get into the University of Michigan.
c) for those with a gpa of 2, and SAT score of 400.

Mike attended Michigan State because he was not smart enough to be accepted to The University of Michigan

by Michigan College Rankings January 17, 2005

Michigan Mitten

After coming inside after a cold, Michigan winter day, you fist a girl in the ass with the nasty, snowy mitten you had on outside.

"Oh baby, please go outside and shovel the driveway so you can give me a Michigan mitten!"

by Militiaganian March 14, 2009

michigan state university

A university in East Lansing, Michigan. Mostly for the bitter students who did not get into U of M. 90% of the students are arrogant assholes from small towns in Michigan. They all dress the same too with that stupid as hell fugly North Face jackets. Most of the guys are unattractive, pretentious wannabe jocks or frat brothers. A lot of the girls are raging whores with bad fashion senses leading them into Wet Seal. There are the minorities who are chill or plain annoying and loud. There are wannabe scensters and farmers. This place is stupid- avoid it like the plague. I went there so i know what I am talking about.

Maybe there is something in the water, considering it taste like shit.

On the plus side there some reefer madness.

MSU is loaded with hicks. YEE HAW!

by Marissa624 August 31, 2005

northern michigan university

Northern Michigan University wants to ban smoking on campus anywhere even outside. They dont care about the rights of their students.

Northern Michigan university president wong: we should make NMU smoke free because it would be better and I no like smoke.

by sniper matt February 13, 2008

eastern michigan university

A place where splibs rape your white girlfriend.

Did you hear about that chick at Eastern Michigan University that had been in her dorm room dead for 3 days? Yeah, some splibs gang raped her.

by splibscockie February 6, 2008