Call of Minecraft

Two games that should not be put together under any circumstances, due to the sheer amount of addictiveness in both to cause a rip in the average gamer's life and kill us all.

Idiot: Lawl DuDe ThEY ShuD so Mak COD Wit Mincrft n MakE Call of Minecraft hur hur hur

Person: No.

by DefaultAsAwesome October 23, 2012

Play some minecraft

Rough anal sex, typically with two men.

Jerry: Wanna play some minecraft?
Isaac: Sure!
Jerry: Alright hop on my couch so we can get started!

by Minecraft Player March 3, 2021

World Is Mine

lol hatsune miku song not clickbait

Excuse me? Are you British?
…
Oh no-
Oh no no no no no!
Hatsune Miku does NOT talk to British people!
The only pounds I need are me pounding your mom B

*proceeds to sing world is mine*

by im kuro i think August 1, 2022

eight you skate nine you're mine

The golden rule of interstate driving when the speed limit is 70 MPH. 78 MPH will allow you to go unseen by cops, but 79 MPH will most result in a traffic violation known as failure to observe the speed limit.

Little Johnny: "My mother always said to watch your speed limit in this area because it's the eight you skate nine you're mine type of district."

by alexgonzales101 October 2, 2013

No cussing on my christian minecraft server

When you are innocent and do not want to be surrounded by people saying no no words.

Hey no cussing on my christian minecraft server

by King panter March 30, 2022

Get the fuck out of my room, mom! I'm playing minecraft!

A term exclusive to pre-teens and individuals below the age of thirteen, exceptions are made for lowlifes and socially incompetent adolescents when faced with a challenge, (typically a relative, since individuals whom use this term haven't moved out of their parent's house) standing between the individual and their gaming.
This game is exclusive to minecraft naturally, however these gamers still remain dominant over the peasants whom still play fortnite
Get a life.

Karen is never coming back.

Kyle: "Get the fuck out of my room, mom! I'm playing minecraft!"
Karen: "But Kyle, your dad is on the phone."
Kyle: "What the fuck does he want?"

Ominous figure behind Karen: "The kids."

by Eddie Toast September 16, 2019

mine

1. A word that replaces the term shotgun : used to tell people that u are claiming something
2. A place, usualy a underground tunnel where ores or precius stones are being gathered and shipped off.
3. A explosive device that has lethal side effects when activated.
4. A word that causes you to do 10 pushup's if answered to a question. After the 10th pushup you have to clap 1 time with your hands so everybody knows that you are a retarded person if your are at a public location. This last clap is increasing for the humiliation factor.

Waiting line in the supermarket:

Mark: Who's milk is this?
Onno: Mine
Seraphin: OOOOHHHH!! Yea bitch give me 10!
(pushups have to be done, no matter which location)

Exeption: When a driver of a car on a very busy road answered ''mine'' after a question, he can postpone the pushups untill the car has a initial velocity of 0 km/h.

by Sasraptor February 16, 2009