Melon Bumrush

The action of baiting trees with melons. Hiding with your colleagues until fruit bats visit the melons, then rushing in as a group to grab as many bats as possible.... A melon bumrush

Ugh I can't catch anymore bats, shall we change tact and go for a melon bumrush?

by Mademat91 March 16, 2025

Melon

Someone who is acting silly, dumb, or foolish

“You melon”

by Klopfdyl000 May 31, 2018

MELONS

what lazarbeam loves

LAZARBEAM IS THE GOD OF MELONS

by Tier 42069 memer December 12, 2019

absolute melon

An absolute melon is the person who can only say the most useless answers that contribute nothing the the conversation. They are always looking for attention and have IQ's lower than 4.

A: Says some dumb bullshit

B: You absolute melon

by waitwhatdoiputinhereagain August 18, 2023

melon sauce

When your name is Jared and you proceed to engage in sexual intercourse with a member of the melon family such as a Canteloupe or Honeydew. A hole is drilled in the rind of the melon and it is heated in the microwave to the appropriate temperature. Then the mushed up guts and semen is poured into a cup and consumed.

My hinge date from last night, Jared made me some amazing melon sauce margs last night.

by Bonersarefun March 30, 2024

Water my melons

When she wants you to cum from her tit job

OHHHHH WATER MY MELONS BABY!!!

by Penelopewantstojack June 17, 2020

Melon Balling

Melon Balling is the act of using a melon baller to remove ones eye before skull fucking them.

Went Melon Balling last night on my neighbors mom. After I popped that eye out she never saw me cumming.

by Mike OxMaul 187 September 22, 2025