An update about your masterbation habits
Person 1: i have a masterdate.
Person 2: ok tell me.
Person 1: i went 8 times in a row before getting cockblocked by my uncle.
Person 2: ok tell me.
Person 1: i went 8 times in a row before getting cockblocked by my uncle.
by MadKnight April 4, 2022
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Verb When your partner turns down your advances and you have to masturbate to relieve your horniness/grudgefuck yourself to sleep.
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Get the National Masturbate Day mug.The pre-date masturbation that is necessary for extremely horny individuals to get through a date without sex. Although not restricted to only males, the vast majority of documented cases involve male subjects.
Did you see Rick's new girlfriend?
Ya, she's such a tease. He'll never get any tonight on their date
I guess he'll have to masterdate
Ya, she's such a tease. He'll never get any tonight on their date
I guess he'll have to masterdate
by Q-Dawg89 August 2, 2011
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