A person who is not the father. They are probably the grand infector and you should stay away from them at all costs if you don’t want to risk the aids touch.
by spienator101 November 13, 2023

P1: Hey man, about that test last week, how'd you do?
P2: Let's just say I Shanghai Major'd that shit.
P1: Holy shit! I don't even want to know now. Let's forget about what we talked about.
P2: Let's just say I Shanghai Major'd that shit.
P1: Holy shit! I don't even want to know now. Let's forget about what we talked about.
by TheTrollUhate August 18, 2016

That one girl that nobody knew and thought was weird. You started talking to her, she has a full understanding of sarcastic comedy, sorta cute, good fashion sense, but lazy. You were friends with her for too long so she doesn't take any advances seriously, even though she's never had a boyfriend.
Damn, I wish I was with that non-feminist art major right now, we'd be laughing and drinking a nice glass of white wine while discussing what would happen if an aborted fetus were put into a blender.
by JigglyPuffinYourMom August 11, 2015

"you have major anger issues..."
by xheluvsshanx October 28, 2023

someone that takes moshpits seriously all while following proper pit etiquette and still having fun. more than likely will have a ton of bruises after the fact and still mosh no matter what
Chris: did you see all those people getting carried out the pits today after it rained ?
Steve: too bad they arent major ragers like us and cant handle the pressure
Steve: too bad they arent major ragers like us and cant handle the pressure
by notsoiCarly August 6, 2023

by Naughty Wilbo July 28, 2025
