March Break 

What the U.S. calls 'Spring Break' Canadians call 'March Break'. March Break/Spring Break is a North American school holiday break during the first full week in March. Canadians also say Spring Break, but March Break is far more common. Americans rarely use 'March Break'.

Are you going anywhere for March Break?

March Break by PeteGinis April 3, 2006

march 3 

today is national go on a date day

people who go on a date on march third will love each other for ever and get married and become rich.

hey john its march 3 are u going on a date?

march 3 by damdam21982 February 29, 2020

march madness 

The one time a year were you're HAPPY you don't have a girlfriend

Me: I so happy right now
Friend: dude, I thought you were depressed about you're girlfriend leving you
Me: Who? oh yeah. That... I dunno I guess I have MARCH MADNESS

march madness by ojuice3112 March 19, 2008

march 17 

The day leprechauns and people wearing green get really drunk and dance to Irish music.

Tom: Hey brad lets go get totally wasted on March 17!
Brad: huh? Why that specific day? Cause it’s March 17th. That’s the day everyone gets wasted and dances like idiots.

march 17 by cool_lil_rat May 25, 2018

March 3rd 

March 3 is slap a wanker day this is someone that you hate or is just plain stupid

This is a free pass to hit them as many times as you like

Person 1 : it's March 3rd
Person 2 : so..
Person 1 : it's slap a wanker day !!!

March 3rd by Cd1*caeb050329 January 2, 2020

March 3rd 

National Fuck A Dilf Day

“oh hey. it’s march 3rd. happy national fuck a dilf day!”

March 3rd by thisisforrachelyoubigfatwhiten March 3, 2020

march 4

my penis fell off

march 4th you lose your penis

march 4 by coochieman99 March 4, 2021