My dick

My dick is a huuuge dick

My dick. A great story

Person1: Hello how are you?
Person 2: I got a big dick...
Person 1: Can you marry me?

by Bøøna October 29, 2019

Suck my dick in Macy's window

An extension of " suck my dick "

You want me to do what?!?!!! Suck my dick in Macy's window.

by Cleonefertiti May 23, 2022

my dick so long

When u see ur mum

FAP FAP FAP YESS MOM BEND OVER my dick so long

by Pussy eater 0 February 22, 2019

Lick My Dick Cheese

Mandatory text response to scam messages.

Lick my dick cheese Chinese Communist scum!

by Rev Sharpton July 4, 2025

my dick in katie

What's gonna happen tomorrow

Wow did you see trents massive dick in Katie last night!
My dick In Katie that's for sure

by Jsjsjzaijwnwjsizijd May 27, 2017

my dick is scary

its so small that its scary

heyyyyyy my dick is scary

by skibdi ohio May 4, 2024

Sicked on my dick

When a girl/boy is performing oral sex and she/he then vomits on your cock.

Damn, Shelly sicked on my dick last night and got it all over my carpet which was a family heirloom.

by Slamcaked February 26, 2019