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MessyMurder

The term given when ones stupidity totally destroys the concentration of others around you. More commonly known as a "messy".
So I was totally at work today and a customer pulled a messymurder. It took 45 minutes to get everything back on track
by DaSingleShot September 24, 2009
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Messy Dragon

When you cum in a girls mouth, and immediatly make her laugh, so the cum flows out of her nose.
I made her laugh so hard after i came; she was a messy dragon!
by JLYORK March 24, 2010
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Missy Poo

A cute person, usually a girl, who seems incapable of taking care of themselves.
"I accidentally spilled juice on my shirt"

"Aww it's ok missy poo"
by Talookatalika April 22, 2018
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Messy Bessy

A drama queen, someone who likes to start drama then move out of the way to see the reaction of all the mess they caused
That messy bessy knew that rumor wasn't true but she told it anyway
by Milesamill July 2, 2018
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Missy

Missy is a beautiful girl who cares about all her close friends. She would do anything for them. She is not afraid to let her friends know a piece of her mind but when the time comes to do that to other people she freezes up. Missy is so pretty and she thinks that nobody notices her but really they can't take their eyes of her. She may be short and her height may be 4'11 but her sass is definitely 6'2.
Missy is so pretty i wish i was her!!!?
by AmazingWorldofGumball April 1, 2019
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massyl

a man with the hugest cock ever, he's a huge weeb but still works out every day. His bench is around 200 pounds and his figure is similar to a bodybuilder. He's a genius with incredible sex appeal. he is nonchalant and his favorite quote is probably "it izz what it izz"
OMG his name is massyl, he must have a huge cock!!
by ilbbbc November 22, 2021
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Yeven Mosby

Yeven Mosby is the original inventor of the strap on dildo. He was born in September 1973, in concord CA. On his 15th birthday he was accused of having sexual relations with his mother. She was hauled off on jail for sexual moltestation charges later that month. When he turned 21, he was accused of raping a 41 year old women, and molesting her 7 year old boy.

The women never showed up to trial, and the charges were droped later on. Since then Yeven has been acused of several account of sexual abuse towards many dogs. Yeven had a fine collection of dildos, and created a home made strap on. He then decided to patton his idea leter on in life.

Yeven Mosby died in 2006, when the father of the 41 year old womem whom he raped, kid naped him, and raped him. He died of internal bleeding.

Many women, and men, revear Yeven as a saint for his work.
A strap on dildo is what many lesbian women use on there partnet to enjoy the sexual pleasure of a dick without the mental stress of a man. Yeven Mosby created this.
by Jacob Wilder October 1, 2007
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