Egg Salad Monday

The day after Easter Sunday when everyone has a surplus of hardboiled eggs. These eggs are often used up by making egg salad.
"I'm suffering the adverse effects of Egg Salad Monday".
"I'm out of town on Easter Weekend, but I think I can come by on Egg Salad Monday.
by hairygerman August 13, 2009
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Monday Morning Meningitis

The day after the night before. Sore neck from sleeping on the ground. Dizziness and nausea from alcohol.

All the symptoms you learn to look out for in health ed.
Boy: Haha. Rough night?
Boy 2: Yh, total case of monday morning meningitis.
by Mr. Jacck January 31, 2011
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Monday night quarterbacking

1. The NFL Monday Night Football.
2. Playing quarterback in or watching Monday Night Football.
Monday night quarterbacking is the great American tradition since 1970.
by Milt Alwin February 26, 2009
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Super Bowl Monday

The Monday after any given Super Bowl, when all you do is get over your hang-over, and talk about the game.
Person 1: Oh.Em.Gee!!!! Did you see that one play yesterday?!?!?!? The one between the FedEx and UPS commericials? OH EM GEEEEEEE!!! It was RAD!!!!
Person 2: Stfu. I drank every time Da Bears scored, and got pretty hammered. Major hangover. Don't you see it's Super Bowl Monday?
by Jizzle Fo Shizzle February 04, 2007
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Pop a tit Monday

On a monday ask a female to pop a tit on ft or messages
Let’s see a tit today for pop a tit Monday
by Yeskizzi March 22, 2022
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hot fudge monday

the act of shitting on a womans chest, then proceeding to get off on it. then punching her so hard in the face that her nsoe bleeds. Resembles a hot fudge SUNDAY but normally done on mondays
That girl last night was a freak. she wanted a hot fudge monday so bads she could taste it
by JoshKirstinBen November 30, 2006
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Monday Morning Hangover

When a girl tells you Sunday that she is leaving you, so you get extremely drunk that night, causing the hangover to fall on Monday morning. At this point, you would wake up, realizing you are now alone, causing a second major blow to your face. This feeling is described as the "Monday Morning Hangover"
I'm not going to make it to work, I have a Monday Morning Hangover.
by blah7890 September 27, 2010
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