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Modern Major General

A song that debuted in an opera called The Pirates of Penzance. It entered popular culture in recent decades following its adaptation in VeggieTales. Nowadays, it's commonly parodied in various memes
"I'm very good with integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalcules;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern major general!"
(In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
he is the very model of a modern major general!)
by Inlovewithabsol June 15, 2024
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Modern Rikes

A proper noun referring to a pedophile or one who has an obsession over little ones. He creates content, hiding the fact that he obsesses over little kids.
"yo modern rikes who do you like?"
"Kids."
by beatmeateater124 July 18, 2024
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Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl

a term and title from a chappell roan song. in an interview with capital buzz, chappell says it means "just a girl who is herself, living her life, having a blast in the club! i just think girls who really are so confident in themselves and love the fact that they're like, a freak, and weird." she later says on "bad bitch who is not afraid of anything"

fun fact: from the same interview, she says she got the term from an architectural digest youtube video
person a: emily is so confident and outgoing!
person b: shes a super graphic ultra modern girl
by aqua 2.0 August 2, 2024
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super graphic ultra modern girl

What Chappell Roan needs, what every lesbian needs. Hot chick who's fun and exciting.
"my gf is a super graphic ultra modern girl"
"I need a super graphic ultra modern girl like me"
"Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl is my favorite Chappell Roan song"
by randominusII August 2, 2024
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Modern Music

The Equivalent to Dog Shit

Annoying, Overplayed, Unoriginal, repetitive, overuse of beats, too much autotune, bunch of shitty artists making shitty ass repetitive songs and getting famous from it, the same, overused, Repetitive, annoying ass lyrics,

Artists now just say a bunch of random shit and use a bunch of shitty autotune and beats and get famous over it, it's literally nothing but the same shit and it gets worse every time

Pop, rap, Hip hop, Reggaeton, and Brazilian Phonk are the worst types of music

this terrible trend started in the 1990s and got even worse in the 2020s, and it's basically Equal to hearing a baby with the flu crying with car crashes on high pitched on max Volume
every single singer in the entire world: YEAH I KILL PEOPLE BIG ASSES SEXY WOMEN YEAH LOVE LOVE I WANNA KISSS YOU YEAH SHOOT DAT MONKEY DRUGS DRUGS MANGO MANGO MANGO SIPPING THE WONK

Normal Person: what in the absolute fuck is this what even happened to music like this is Dog shit

Guy: well fella that's Modern Music for you
by RatedXTGTisaMidyoutuber March 26, 2025
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Modern day princess

A Modern day princess is Cleaning the house daily and getting gousto deliveries
by Mushaman May 2, 2024
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modern-day cigarettes

Pejorative slang for sitting for prolonged periods of time
I can't believe I've been binge-watching for six hours straight—talk about modern-day cigarettes! I need to get up and stretch.
by Emotional Cruiser October 7, 2025
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