mitch

A man that tends to fight physically or verbally with women.

That man just slapped his wife. He's a real mitch
Stop arguing with your wife bro. You ah mitch?

by 1Father12Families April 8, 2020

Mitch

Mitch, a kind guy who can be really annoying. He’ll pay attention to anything you say and try to remember, even if it’s really stupid. He’s good at keeping a conversation going but once again- he’s annoying. He’s really loud and talks too much, he also probably can’t keep a girlfriend if he gets one somehow. He’s handsome to some but ugly to others, even though he’s a gymaholic. Try to be nice to a Mitch if you meet one because if you break his heart he will keep it to himself, and break himself down. You always want to know a Mitch.

Girl one: “Hey there’s Mitch! Isn’t he cute?”
Girl two: “Ewww no he’s ugly- personality wise too!”

by Mitchpleaseaskmeout March 30, 2022

Pulling a "Mitch"

Telling your buddies you're coming to hang out then disappear for the rest of the night. If you are the "Mitch of the evening" (often synonymous with bitch of the evening) then you will most likely respond some time in the next 12 hours.

"Did he answer his phone?"
"No I think he's pulling a "Mitch" again"
"Damn that little slut"

by Demockej January 17, 2018

Mitch Message

Sending someone a Mitch Message is the ultimate f**k off message. It's how to get someone to not talk to you for 5 months

I'm going to send that bitch a Mitch Message

by MagicMirrie January 8, 2019

MITch(es)

Term used to describe a female MIT student, most often of the bad variety. MITches are not only sexy, but they are smart and sexy. MITches are known for their spontaneity, love of food, and excellent taste in men and music. Upon meeting a MITch, you will proceed to feel an instant connection, and all of your other college choices will cease to be relevant. MITches are the epitome of “Work hard, play hard.” They are undeniably smart and talented in whatever they do, while remaining grounded. If you date a MITch, consider yourself a lucky person in society. MITches don’t necessarily have to go to MIT either; if you meet a girl who is both truly smart and truly sexy, you have come across a MITch or a derivative of one. All in all, MITches know how to get it done and how to have a good time.

Janna: Dude, why the fuck would you chose MIT over Stanford? What’s your problem?
Eni: I love bad MITches that’s my fucking problem!

Luke: Dude I met the hottest chick last night, she blew my... mind away with her knowledge of astrophysics and math.
Holly: Should have gotten her autograph, you just ran into a MITch.

Karen: I'll be fine as long as my MITch(es) love me!

by eniwaffles April 30, 2014

Mitch Connor

Mitch Connor is Cartmans hand but seen with 2 eyes and a mouth

Kyle: CARTMAN MITCH CONNOR IS NOT A REAL PERSON ITS JUST YOUR HAND YOU FATASS.

Cartman: SHUT UP YOU STUPID JEW.

by Soggy_Toast69420 November 12, 2023

mitch

A boy who killed himself after losing an iPod.

An hero.

Hey, did you know that mitch is such an hero?

by mish1 September 22, 2018