Mitch

A bowel movement of the greatest magnitude;
The biggest, sloppiest, wet shit.

“Fuck that Indian food, I gotta to take a Mitch!”

by HunnitJEEZUSH August 4, 2018

Mitch

A very big dick head and has no fucking friends and should kill himself

I saw Mitch the other day and I wanted to kill myself

by Callmeonurcellphone April 22, 2019

Mitch tech

A Mitch tech is leaving a game to leave your teammates at a disadvantage due to a missing player

“Oh he’s gone and Mitch teched it”

“ are you gonna Mitch tech?”

by The narrative April 28, 2025

Mitch Valente

Mitch the Bitch. He is a pretty cool dude.

Mitch Valente: "Get out of here"

by Steve Kerr Son, Nick November 22, 2019

mitch

A boy who killed himself after losing an iPod.

An hero.

Hey, did you know that mitch is such an hero?

by mish1 September 22, 2018

Mitch Connor

Mitch Connor is Cartmans hand but seen with 2 eyes and a mouth

Kyle: CARTMAN MITCH CONNOR IS NOT A REAL PERSON ITS JUST YOUR HAND YOU FATASS.

Cartman: SHUT UP YOU STUPID JEW.

by Soggy_Toast69420 November 12, 2023

Mitch

An unsuccessful comb over.

The mitch he's got going on is sad.

by derice gustine September 29, 2021