When the performance of 6 men stacked like a mountain lube each other up with whole milk and partake in a sex act. Origin: Minnesota
by Superdupercoolguy777 December 15, 2025
Get the Minnesota Milk Mountain mug.A common practice in Minnesota, wherein a person sticks their lingual organ into a receiving participant's anal sphincter, while the receiver subsequently flexes their sphincter muscles to actively clamp the engaged person's tongue. This results in the engaging participant's mouth to be stuck around the anal orifice.
Peter from St. Paul, really liked Betty's backside and asked her if she'd like to try the Minnesota Mouthtrap.
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Get the Minnesota Mouthtrap mug.The act of putting a full tin of used snoos packets into your partners anus and having your partner fart them out like a shotgun at a white tail deer
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Yeah, he’s been fishing for the past few weeks with no luck. Looks like he’s going to have to be a Minnesota milkman now.
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