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Minnesota Mustache

Like a Dirty Sanchez but you gotta root a little farther North
I had a Minnesota Mustache last week, my girlfriend is still smelling that shit!
by Hawksinger November 1, 2019
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minnesota moccasins

When, as a prank, someones shoes are pooped in, thereby causing them to step in said poo when the shoes are put on. Typically done in the north country of Minnesota during a camping trip when said persons shoes happen to be moccasins left outside their tent overnight.
John was displeased when he realized that warm squishy sensation between his toes were in fact a fresh pair of minnesota moccasins.
by poopiedoopie56 October 17, 2011
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Minnesota Mudbog

When a woman is laying on her stomach and shits herself. The guy comes from behind and slaps his penis on the shit and moves back and forth. Then slams it up her ass. Just like getting stuck in a mud hole
Was having sex with a woman last night and I gave her a Minnesota mudbog, it was an absolute mess.
by Totally_worth_it_7.3 May 12, 2023
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Minnesota Sprinkler

Cumming into your partners mouth and then promptly pouring carbonated soda in after and having their head shaken till it sprays out of their nose and/or mouth.
Hey! Thanks for the suggestion, my girl let me give her a Minnesota Sprinkler last weekend.
by Mira Minnesota October 15, 2022
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Minnesota Geyser

The act of coming and shitting at the same time.
That girl’s pussy was fire but I also had to shit so bad, that as I climaxed, I gave her a Minnesota Geyser!
by Trz Sewercap May 21, 2020
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Minnesota Renville

A woman who engages in group and lesbian sex, whilst fooling her boyfriend into thinking that it’s only he she’s fucking. This type of women is hysterical and if she gives birth to your baby in the county of Anoka, she’ll use witchery to fool the judge into thinking that you are crazy whilst all the while, it’s actually her that’s as crazy as a loon.
Have you ever gone on a date with a Minnesota Renville? Oh you have? Did you notice the bruises and redness all around her lady parts? Whatever you do, don’t knock her up because she is so evil as to purposely keep the father out of the child’s life.
by EVERHEARDOFRODNEYKING? July 27, 2019
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Minnesota Car Wash

When your car gets sprayed from snow from another vehicle not properly cleaned
I was driving down the interstate when I got a Minnesota Car Wash.
by Supwititdoe February 3, 2022
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