Minnesota Mullet

When you’re hitting her from behind, pull her hair with one hand, then quickly grab the clippers and shave the hair from the top of her head, and finally pour a Coors light all over her.

I gave that girl the ole Minnesota mullet last night!

by CallMeChaos13 March 19, 2024

The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota

A 6-minute long song 'bout a guy going on a trip with his family to, you guessed it: The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota. From the soundtrack album 'UHF', made in 1989. UHF (1989) is also a movie you can watch on Tubi, or something, but one thing to note is, this song isn't ever used in the movie, ever. Of course, made by the legendary "Weird Al" Yankovic.

Or, y'know, the actual Ball of Twine In Minnesota. Located at 1st St, Darwin, MN 55324, United States. Made up by baler twine, Francis A. Johnson began rolling the ball back in 1950, and wrapped it for four hours daily for 29 years.

Dude 1: Yo, Dude, you ever heard about The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota?
Dude 2: You mean the song or the actual ball, Dude?
Dude 1: I don't know, Man.
Man: Well, that's Weird.
"Weird Al" Yankovic: Well, I had two weeks of vacation time coming...
Dude 1 and 2, Man: HOLY FUCK! IT'S "WEIRD AL"!

by weird al yankovic fan number f November 9, 2025

Minnesota Car Wash

When your car gets sprayed from snow from another vehicle not properly cleaned

I was driving down the interstate when I got a Minnesota Car Wash.

by Supwititdoe February 3, 2022

Minnesota Renville

A woman who engages in group and lesbian sex, whilst fooling her boyfriend into thinking that it’s only he she’s fucking. This type of women is hysterical and if she gives birth to your baby in the county of Anoka, she’ll use witchery to fool the judge into thinking that you are crazy whilst all the while, it’s actually her that’s as crazy as a loon.

Have you ever gone on a date with a Minnesota Renville? Oh you have? Did you notice the bruises and redness all around her lady parts? Whatever you do, don’t knock her up because she is so evil as to purposely keep the father out of the child’s life.

by EVERHEARDOFRODNEYKING? July 27, 2019

Minnesota Mammoth Cave

(Noun)
-A sex act typically performed by three sexual deviants whereby two morons hollow out a Kansas City strip steak and dock their wankers together while the third begins to eat the steak.
-A Minnesota Mammoth Cave combined with a shrimpboat yields an Indiana Dick Lick.
-If a Minnesota Mammoth Cave is combined with 2 Kennebunkport Surprises you have an Alabama Hot Pocket, or for international purposes, a Nova Scotian Reverse Sausage Docking Port. (Illegal in 49 states, except Alabama, where it is a family tradition).
-A Minnesota Mammoth Cave is the leading cause of chronic dick jasmine.

Did you see that red neck, hillbilly, and Canadian doing a Minnesota Mammoth Cave? They are definately getting dick jasmine!

by FrostedTips918 February 17, 2019

Minnesota Funeral Home

When you bang a dead person in a coffin on a frozen lake.

I wanna do something crazy this weekend. Let’s drive up north and perform a Minnesota Funeral Home.

by Hail Steven January 7, 2021

Minnesota snocap

When a man and woman are taking a shower and she starts jerking off the man. When he is about cum he gets on the edge of the tub and shoots cum under her nose, she doesn't realize it's there and she shorts to clear her nose and she sucks the cum up her nostril.

She took it to the next level when she took the Minnesota snocap up her nose instead of the cocaine .

by Itslurlur August 24, 2025